.... and the 5G, right?nah, I already got jabbed because of the oppressive airlines and bahamian buttfucking gov't, so now I just sit back and enjoy the spoils!
tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds
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I got super extra powers. I was in Target the other day and I'm walking down the frozen aisle and the fridges all magically lit up as I sauntered down, like a YAS, QUEEN!! I wish there were some plebeians around to witness the glory.
I do have to stand in kind of a weird position if I want the local news channel to come in clearly though.
You should be able to heat up that frozen food now without a microwave too.
Yeah well when I opened the frozen section at the CVS that used to (and in a month will be again) by me in Chicago there would be a lady's voice thanking me for shopping.
What a nice, nice lady.
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You buy your food at CVS? Is there a GoFundMe or something we can go to, to help you out?
When it's midnight and you need a quick frozen meal the 24/7 CVS gets shit done.
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That one doesn't count...you're the only one to hear that voice because it's in your head.
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Chicago is truly a city in decline
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Sadly, my laser beam eyes have not activated yet. I'm betting it's all the blue light from my iphone.
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Must be different out west. Around here, CVS has one sad little freezer, with a few measly options, plus a selection of ice cream. Ain't 24/7 either.
Well tell that
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Mine have.
You have to be really fuckin' careful not to overcook things.
What's worse, you have to be really, really, really careful not to activate them if you're glaring at someone,
At least not unless you want to really fuck them up.
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That's why god invented "accidents".
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That's why god invented "accidents".
Well, yeah, but there are those, at least for me, I wouldn't want to have an "accident," at least not such a severe one,
And it isn't like there's a way to control the strength of the laser beam.
At least not yet.
Maybe that's what the booster shots are about.
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I bet my lasers won't be nearly as effective since I got the stupid 1x J&J. I'mma go get a moderna in one side and a pfizer in the other so that should hasten things up for me.
That's not the part of muh body I use to heat up frozen food...
Gotta love getting a Google analytics report that says a client is appearing in searches from someone presumably looking up a good-smelling, woman plumber porn.
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Go rip a bunch of shingles off and throw them into the yard. Just don't use tools that will leave scratches.
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