tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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moxie said:
I bet my lasers won't be nearly as effective since I got the stupid 1x J&J. I'mma go get a moderna in one side and a pfizer in the other so that should hasten things up for me.
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Yeah ... and go thank Fauci with a kiss too... He'll be happy to hear you're wanting to get ALL the vaxxes! :nod:
 
Peter Gozintite said:
Yeah, wet suits and splash coats. It was cold, windy, and rained right in my face the whole time. I was Lt. Dan on the sail post.

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It is a memory you will never forget.

I am a firm believer in torturing yourself at least one day of vacation. 30 years from now, that will be the memory that stays. The rest will blur together.
 
moxie said:
don't @me about 2/10 pf plz.. I have a serious science question.

My friend is a little bit of a hypochondriac and has been tested for covid a bunch of times. Has put herself in a shit ton of situations where she could get it - like bars that stayed open undercover, plus her roommates all had it. Never once tested positive. Got the moderna vax a few months ago (april, I think) and tested negative a few weeks after that. She's supposed to be going in for some elective surgery next week so they had her take another covid test yesterday and it came back positive. She's completely symptomless, but the surgery is at risk of being cancelled (her doctor is going to have her test again tomorrow, just in case it's a false positive). But the info they provided with the results is completely retarded:



So let me get this straight: if you had the virus, you have antibodies. If you get the vaccine, you have antibodies. If you get the virus after getting the vaccine, you also have antibodies. Antibodies present denotes that currently you have the virus? Which you can also have from a previous infection/vaccine? Why the fuck would you even test someone who had the vaccine? Won't it always be a positive test?
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I don't think even Fauci, CDC or WHO can give you a STRAIGHT answer without flip-flopping down the road... They all keep changing the definitions of the vax these days. :noidea:
 
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CorpRebel said:
Go Figure - Right?? Sometimes I haven't finished taking all the stuff out of the box yet and she was always in it already... :headscratch: :noidea:
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lol

Yeah, friends would come over and ask "Why is there a huge box in your living room?" I'd just point at Jinks.

Now that I finally got rid of it...it's "why did you throw out Jinks' box?"
 
moxie said:
I’m covered either way :beer2:

gotta say though…Erica got a little intimate with my butthole today. I usually get a dinner out of that, not pay extra!
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Da fuq is Erica and what’s her digits?
 
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