tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Illustrious Potentate]

Cotdayum ... I hate when shet like this happens, especially when ya can hear the impact.

Got a glove for a reason. Gotta snag that shit. Team is in a playoff race and he decides to take one off the head. DFA his ass

 

[BigRedMoe]

Got a glove for a reason. Gotta snag that shit. Team is in a playoff race and he decides to take one off the head. DFA his ass

Sad thing is, he nearly had it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Dishwasher repairman due today, between 2-4. Damn Frigidaire control panel is stuck on "Error".

Of course, the warranty has expired. The Frigidaire line isn't even rated in the 2021 Consumer Magazine Buying Guide which means it's a shit brand. Came with the new house.

 

[RoyMunson]

Cotdayum ... I hate when shet like this happens, especially when ya can hear the impact.

saw one live from behind the plate in HS. Hit the kid in the face and I swear he was horizontal before he hit the ground. Started screaming FUCK FUCK FUCK. Fractured his eye socket. Doctors said he was lucky he didn't lose the eye. Kid never played baseball again. Pitcher that took his place flinched every time the batter started to swing.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Got a glove for a reason. Gotta snag that shit. Team is in a playoff race and he decides to take one off the head. DFA his ass

Sad thing is, he nearly had it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

saw one live from behind the plate in HS. Hit the kid in the face and I swear he was horizontal before he hit the ground. Started screaming FUCK FUCK FUCK. Fractured his eye socket. Doctors said he was lucky he didn't lose the eye. Kid never played baseball again. Pitcher that took his place flinched every time the batter started to swing.

Did the hitter use an aluminum bat?

 

[RoyMunson]

Did the hitter use an aluminum bat?

yes.

 

[Dolemite censored]

R.I.P. Sonny Chiba.

 

[Dolemite censored]

yes.

The ball velocity off aluminum bats is much faster. I've seen a lot of those safety nets placed in front of pitcher's mounds in the last few years.

 

[williewilliejuan]

R.I.P. Sonny Chiba.

RIP Hattori Hanzo

 

[huskers1217]

Sad thing is, he nearly had it.

didn't some Nebraska pitcher get hit in the nuts with a liner back up the middle a few years ago?

 

[craigk217]

Got a glove for a reason. Gotta snag that shit. Team is in a playoff race and he decides to take one off the head. DFA his ass

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Gotta field yourn position

 

[craigk217]

Gotta field yourn position

Ya, I know ... and it's always so fng ez when yer 62.5' from the point of 100 mph contact and it comes screamin back at yer noggin.

You evah played, bro?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Ya, I know ... and it's always so fng ez when yer 62.5' from the point of 100 mph contact and it comes screamin back at yer noggin.

You evah played, bro?

Happy Gilmore took baseballs off the head to train for hockey. Dude is 10 ply.

 

[craigk217]

Happy Gilmore took baseballs off the head to train for hockey. Dude is 10 ply.

I bet you can dodge a wrench, too ... from a guy in a wheelchair. lolz

 

[moxie]

Gif Roulette done fucked me up.

Chanel Number Folgers bouncing on a rubber brick? Or is that a giant eraser? In pajamas, no less!

 

[Dolemite censored]

Dishwasher repairman due today, between 2-4.

3:36 and he's still not here. Fuck!

I planned to have chicken drumsticks on the grill by 4 pm. Meanwhile I gotta wait.

 

[Dolemite censored]

3:46 No repairman.

 

[Dolemite censored]

3:50 Just drove up, now he's parked and probably waiting for 3:59...