tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

[Hu War Yu]

Digging how now weed is legal here the drug deals are just happening in broad daylight on train platforms.

They'd at least used to wait til sundown.

It's pretty much the same here. I have smelled more weed in the past 3 months than my entire life prior combined. It's hilarious how many nurses from the hospital down the street will walk down our block toking away on their breaks

 

[moxie]

Watch your mouth because I WILL get back on that bus and beat yourn ass, too!

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Watch your mouth because I WILL get back on that bus and beat yourn ass, too!

Bring it

 

[moxie]

Dang, no pictures...do these "journalists" understand the rules, or not?

Seriously.

"We are aware of the video circulating on social media of a fight that occurred on one of our school buses Tuesday morning,"

There's friggin' VIDEO out there!!

 

[Hu War Yu]

we don't fuck around down here, son


we'll whoop a kid's ass at the bus stop when we're in our 30s

Shooot yeah, member the days when any adult could whoop up on anybody else's kid?

If you had it coming, your parents would double-whup your arse when they got the whole story

 

[steelerssb]

It's pretty much the same here. I have smelled more weed in the past 3 months than my entire life prior combined. It's hilarious how many nurses from the hospital down the street will walk down our block toking away on their breaks

I'd say it smells more like it here but that's probably a lie. Buying weed here is actually funny, where I went it involved two buildings, a security guard and about a half dozen other people who card you. I get why dealers are still in business.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I'd say it smells more like it here but that's probably a lie. Buying weed here is actually funny, where I went it involved two buildings, a security guard and about a half dozen other people who card you. I get why dealers are still in business.

Yeah, state-sponsored weed is not going to be the cash windfall that most governors thought it was going to be, and they're only making the black market even more lucrative.

The medical pot is nearly impossible to get in NY; you'd think it would be easier in a librul sheethole like this one

 

[Dolemite censored]

Anyone own or work for a car service? I think I'm getting screwed, but need to know some stuff before I go full Karen.

Got an invoice as follows:
Per Hour 6x $65 = $390
Std. Grat 15% = 58.50
Total = 448.50

Then they updated it, adding
Travel time = $130
Tolls = $9
Grat. = $78
Total = $607

Now I understand the tolls, but wtf with adding drive time? Why are they charging 6 hours PLUS drive time?
The trip is A to B (1.5 hrs), wait 3 hours, B to C (45 mins) for a total of approx. 5 hours. Shouldn't they just charge the standard rate for the whole trip, then add in the wait time?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Anyone own or work for a car service? I think I'm getting screwed, but need to know some stuff before I go full Karen.

Got an invoice as follows:
Per Hour 6x $65 = $390
Std. Grat 15% = 58.50
Total = 448.50

Then they updated it, adding
Travel time = $130
Tolls = $9
Grat. = $78
Total = $607

Now I understand the tolls, but wtf with adding drive time? Why are they charging 6 hours PLUS drive time?
The trip is A to B (1.5 hrs), wait 3 hours, B to C (45 mins) for a total of approx. 5 hours. Shouldn't they just charge the standard rate for the whole trip, then add in the wait time?

 

[Dolemite censored]

I'll never ever use a ride service other than a metered cab.

 

[Inquisitor]

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A Dole theme song.

 

[Dolemite censored]

A Dole theme song.

IKR? If moxie was into my wallet I'd fucking stroke out within 2-3 days.

 

[Hu War Yu]

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My assumption was that this car service was for El Bosso

 

[steelerssb]

@BigRedMoe need some help, Salvy just tied the catcher HR mark but all his advanced stats like his xOPA+, WEEI, XYZ, RLtC, 54321 are bad so is he really having a good year.

 

[moxie]

My assumption was that this car service was for El Bosso

Yep, Big Boss... wish i was as concerned about MY money

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yep, Big Boss... wish i was as concerned about MY money

Yeah, right.

 

[BigRedMoe]

@BigRedMoe need some help, Salvy just tied the catcher HR mark but all his advanced stats like his xOPA+, WEEI, XYZ, RLtC, 54321 are bad so is he really having a good year.

Welcome to the modern era. None of his offensive numbers jump out other than the HRs. But if you watch the games, a lot of his HRs have come at clutch or semi-clutch times. Not to mention his value behind the plate. So yes, I'd say he's having a good season.

 

[Camfantasy]

Did you lose the password?

i told that guy i have seen less sensitive clitorises on honky women and someone deleted it

 

[steelerssb]

Welcome to the modern era. None of his offensive numbers jump out other than the HRs. But if you watch the games, a lot of his HRs have come at clutch or semi-clutch times. Not to mention his value behind the plate. So yes, I'd say he's having a good season.

Absolutely, yeah. But I love watching the stat dorks freak out that his KFAN+++++, nJWF and LGBTQ+ stats are bad

 

[Hu War Yu]

i told that guy i have seen less sensitive clitorises on honky women and someone deleted it

Yeah, it's heatin up now. He called me a dimocrat racist!! ME!