tOfficial Night Shift Thread v61 with less Gophers, Voles and Fake Birds

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Illustrious Potentate said:
I’m pretty sure the only tv my mama watches is ID, which is nothing but shows like that.

My grandma is older she watches that murder show from the 90’s that stars Dick Van Dyke as a doctor on one of those retro stations
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The one where the penguins do all his leg work?
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wildturkey said:
Basically yep.

I'm somewhat bothered a bit by those true crime shows. You're literally making entertainment out of someone's very real personal tragedy. It's really fucked up the more you think about it. I'm not talking about the docs on it. I'm talking about the shows that really play up the grizzly details and sensationalize everything about it
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And you know who is most enamored with true crime / murder shows?




White girls.
 
I've never really worked with a smoker in the last 16 years or at least someone who smokes during the day. But good God. What a nice gig. Not only do you get a one hour lunch break, at which point after one hour you bring your lunch back with you and then eat at your desk, but you also get at least 4 smoke breaks a day.

Sign me up.

But guess who has to man the phones during all that time??!!

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Skerpokes said:
I've never really worked with a smoker in the last 16 years or at least someone who smokes during the day. But good God. What a nice gig. Not only do you get a one hour lunch break, at which point after one hour you bring your lunch back with you and then eat at your desk, but you also get at least 4 smoke breaks a day.

Sign me up.

But guess who has to man the phones during all that time??!!

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They're basically being given extra time off (while on the clock) during the day to feed their addiction.

Yet, an alky can't take time off to go take a couple of shots of whiskey.

And I don't want to hear any of that "mood altering" shit.

Anyone who's been around a smoker who needs a cigarette knows that shit is as mood altering as anything. lol
 
Skerpokes said:
I've never really worked with a smoker in the last 16 years or at least someone who smokes during the day. But good God. What a nice gig. Not only do you get a one hour lunch break, at which point after one hour you bring your lunch back with you and then eat at your desk, but you also get at least 4 smoke breaks a day.

Sign me up.

But guess who has to man the phones during all that time??!!

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Quite literally why I started smoking back in the day.
 
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