tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

Status
Not open for further replies.
Went to get drinks with a college friend thinking we could sit outside with it being in the 60s aaaannnnnnddddd massive wind storm coming
 
Is American Express tanking? Why are they trying to foist that goddamn platinum card on me? They keep sending me pre-approved dealies for the gold (rose gold!) and platinum. Feels desperate :laugh:
 
moxie said:
Is American Express tanking? Why are they trying to foist that goddamn platinum card on me? They keep sending me pre-approved dealies for the gold (rose gold!) and platinum. Feels desperate :laugh:
Click to expand...
You want the "Black Card"... :nod:
 
CorpRebel said:
You want the "Black Card"...
Click to expand...
Pfft. I ain't no rich bitch! I don't even know why they're pushing those other ones on me. I feel like I'm gonna go accept the offer, then...



:laugh:
 
wildturkey said:
He posted about a big job interview awhile back. I'm assuming he got the job and is busier now.
Click to expand...
Nah- they didn't give him what he wanted so he told them to fuck themselves in their own buttholes.



He's prolly just out wondering why he feels woozy and is tied up in that dark, wet basementy space when the last thing he remembers saying is, "so you're not 100% messican?"

A little dab'll do ya!
 
Just tried that “half an aderall” concoction and holy shit, I can’t stop cleaning my office. Can’t sit still and my nips are hard. Da fuq is wrong with me.
 
CorpRebel said:
View attachment 52945
Click to expand...
Not my car. All University owned. They are outside cutting up the roof right now. I'm guessing all the cars are totaled.
I've been told to load any personal items into plastic tubs because they are unsure how long it will take to weather proof the roof.
 
BigRedMoe said:
Not my car. All University owned. They are outside cutting up the roof right now. I'm guessing all the cars are totaled.
I've been told to load any personal items into plastic tubs because they are unsure how long it will take to weather proof the roof.
Click to expand...
BRM works at a topless joint.

ha ha simpsons GIF
 
trojanfan12 said:
Too bad. I hear that's where they keep all the Bigfeetz.
Click to expand...

The ones up there are quite aggressive, and have killed several people.

If you look into the history of Port Chatham on the Kenai Peninsula, you'll find that the area was abandoned due to murders, mutilations and disappearances by Sasquatches. Bodies were literally torn apart. Animals can't do that without bite and claw marks.

Educate yourself.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top