LOL, the roof blew off my office last night shortly after I left work. Fucking thing landed on a bunch of cars in the parking lot.
Wow. Anyone hurt?
tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop
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Fun with holiday gift ordering, featuring Hu and an unnamed service provider!
Hu: All right, I have the catalog they mailed me, family members want the following items, I'll just log in to their website to place the order...hmmm, can't seem to find these items. Guess I'll punch in the product code -- HEY! These items don't match the ones from the catalog. Better contact the vendor
Vendor's automated chat feature: Hello, I am here to help you! Please type in your question
Hu: Yeah, the items in the catalog don't match the ones on the website, how can I find these items?
VACF: To receive a catalog, please click here and enter your home address
Hu: Umm, I already HAVE the catalog, I'm asking why the products in the catalog can't be found on the website
VACF: In order to help you better, please enter your full name
Hu: NO
VACF: Please enter your full name
Hu: You do not need my full name in order to answer a question about why the items on your website do not match the catalog
VACF: .....
Hu: Hello? Did I break you?
VACF: ....
Hu: All right, I have the catalog they mailed me, family members want the following items, I'll just log in to their website to place the order...hmmm, can't seem to find these items. Guess I'll punch in the product code -- HEY! These items don't match the ones from the catalog. Better contact the vendor
Vendor's automated chat feature: Hello, I am here to help you! Please type in your question
Hu: Yeah, the items in the catalog don't match the ones on the website, how can I find these items?
VACF: To receive a catalog, please click here and enter your home address
Hu: Umm, I already HAVE the catalog, I'm asking why the products in the catalog can't be found on the website
VACF: In order to help you better, please enter your full name
Hu: NO
VACF: Please enter your full name
Hu: You do not need my full name in order to answer a question about why the items on your website do not match the catalog
VACF: .....
Hu: Hello? Did I break you?
VACF: ....
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Mudduh of gawwwwd ...
Go upstairs to take a piss & then go
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Ma got the TV blarin some shet on tv, "The Voice" DVR crap ....
All I hear is a chick screaming into a mic with a song I think I heard of before (somewhere). All she did was kept on screaming to the song while I drained myself into the toilet.
Is it jus me ... or is that show nuttin moar as to who scream the loudest & longest?
Go upstairs to take a piss & then go
....Ma got the TV blarin some shet on tv, "The Voice" DVR crap ....
All I hear is a chick screaming into a mic with a song I think I heard of before (somewhere). All she did was kept on screaming to the song while I drained myself into the toilet.
Is it jus me ... or is that show nuttin moar as to who scream the loudest & longest?
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I've never watched it, but my assumption is that they only show the very very best and the very very worstMudduh of gawwwwd ...
Go upstairs to take a piss & then go
Ma got the TV blarin some shet on tv, "The Voice" DVR crap ....
All I hear is a chick screaming into a mic with a song I think I heard of before (somewhere). All she did was kept on screaming to the song while I drained myself into the toilet.
Is it jus me ... or is that show nuttin moar as to who scream the loudest & longest?
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Muh piss hittin the water was moar musical .... sheesh.
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Yes...certainly...
Uh, you're arguing with software?
Nowadays... nobody... repeat... NOBODY knows how to sing worth a damn.Mudduh of gawwwwd ...
Go upstairs to take a piss & then go
Ma got the TV blarin some shet on tv, "The Voice" DVR crap ....
All I hear is a chick screaming into a mic with a song I think I heard of before (somewhere). All she did was kept on screaming to the song while I drained myself into the toilet.
Is it jus me ... or is that show nuttin moar as to who scream the loudest & longest?
There's a reason I don't watch those kind of shows!
I just did that.
Scheduling service on my wife’s car. Prove you’re not robot. Click every picture with a bicycle. (Leaving aside why a robot would want to schedule routine maintenance). I had to do that fucker about five times before they would accept it. I’m in my office yelling “there are no more fucking bicycles”.
Time for some TV:
Hopefully that’s the uncut version.
Shannon Tweed... I REMEMBER her!
Thankfully no. If it would have been 20-30 minutes earlier there would have been a number of people leaving work. Timing was relatively lucky.
It's just like the PF...without the music.
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"Not Cornhub ... will not watch." - @BigRedMoe
Sure I will! Just might not stoke muh cob to it.
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It's jus you.
And that show probably REALLY sucks now. I watched the first couple seasons when it was still a novelty, but just kill it with fire already. That and all the dancing, masked, got talent booshits. I'm sick of their existence.
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