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Yep. They’re the same people who want to let their dogs off leash everywhere as well.
Because they treat dogs like equals, and to the dog, that means they are above their owner.
I've only known a few couple (probably could count on one hand) the amount of people who were like that with their dogs. The one girl used to ironically refer to herself as a princess. You could probably imagine how that went.
 
I don’t understand the need to take your fucking dog everywhere you go. The grocery store? Restaurants? I really don’t need a dog next to me while I eat my breakfast.
The bizarre defense of all the annoying shit gets me too. Like people will point out the shedding, the barking, the destroying shit, the drool but never tell people to fuck off with bringing the dogs around. It’s like the dog owners are either too fucking socially daft to notice people being annoyed or they simply don’t have enough respect for others to care. It’s incredible either way.
 
I had to give my sister's pit a about a 35% power kick to the chest last night. He always runs up the back of your legs when you walk in with your hands full, and trips you up. I was ready last night, and just gave him a good swift back kick. He kept his distance the rest of the night, and just kept looking at me like he didn't trust me. It was great.
 
The bizarre defense of all the annoying shit gets me too. Like people will point out the shedding, the barking, the destroying shit, the drool but never tell people to fuck off with bringing the dogs around. It’s like the dog owners are either too fucking socially daft to notice people being annoyed or they simply don’t have enough respect for others to care. It’s incredible either way.

You forgot the smell of wet dog fur.
 
I had to give my sister's pit a about a 35% power kick to the chest last night. He always runs up the back of your legs when you walk in with your hands full, and trips you up. I was ready last night, and just gave him a good swift back kick. He kept his distance the rest of the night, and just kept looking at me like he didn't trust me. It was great.

Looks like you had a ruff time...
 
I don’t understand the need to take your fucking dog everywhere you go. The grocery store? Restaurants? I really don’t need a dog next to me while I eat my breakfast.
Post of the Week nominee right here.

Sitting in a nice restaurant and some fool comes strolling in with a Golden Retriever.

"Excuse me, we're eating. Get that damned dog OUT OF HERE."

If you actually said that, you'd get cancelled.
 
"CAN WE WATCH SOME TV?"

"Okay, but this tv only gets 3 channels, you want football, or basketball?"

"OHHH, I DON'T CARE, WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT"

[hu turns on the Bucks Celtics game with the sound off]

"IS THERE NO SOUND?!?"

"Do you actually care what they're saying?"

"I JUST WANT TO HEAR THE TV!!!"
 
"CAN WE WATCH SOME TV?"

"Okay, but this tv only gets 3 channels, you want football, or basketball?"

"OHHH, I DON'T CARE, WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT"

[hu turns on the Bucks Celtics game with the sound off]

"IS THERE NO SOUND?!?"

"Do you actually care what they're saying?"

"I JUST WANT TO HEAR THE TV!!!"
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"CAN WE WATCH SOME TV?"

"Okay, but this tv only gets 3 channels, you want football, or basketball?"

"OHHH, I DON'T CARE, WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT"

[hu turns on the Bucks Celtics game with the sound off]

"IS THERE NO SOUND?!?"

"Do you actually care what they're saying?"

"I JUST WANT TO HEAR THE TV!!!"
 
"CAN WE WATCH SOME TV?"

"Okay, but this tv only gets 3 channels, you want football, or basketball?"

"OHHH, I DON'T CARE, WATCH WHATEVER YOU WANT"

[hu turns on the Bucks Celtics game with the sound off]

"IS THERE NO SOUND?!?"

"Do you actually care what they're saying?"

"I JUST WANT TO HEAR THE TV!!!"
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