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Failed one of the test-outs so I had to take a full course. Fucking question was about the Chinese spyware they have installed on our machines to see if we’re working. It was worded something like:

The Wellnomics™ Micropause™ Setting upon installation is
A. Eight seconds every six minutes
B. Six seconds every eight minutes
C. Eight seconds every eight minutes
D. Six seconds every six minutes

There was no option of
E. Get fucked
So I flunked.
 
More Tales From the Ungrateful Bitch:

I got two work gifts that require me to go in and pick my present. I haven’t looked at both, but one of them has me pick from over 40 options. FORTY OPTIONS! Ain’t nobody got time fo’dat
:sigh:

Boss gave me a GC for Christmas. i must’ve been a good girl this year because he gave me 5 bills. I still have the $150 he gave me two years ago when I wasn’t his assistant but that’s going to expire next year so I better get to shopping. :faint:
 
moxie said:
More Tales From the Ungrateful Bitch:

I got two work gifts that require me to go in and pick my present. I haven’t looked at both, but one of them has me pick from over 40 options. FORTY OPTIONS! Ain’t nobody got time fo’dat
:sigh:

Boss gave me a GC for Christmas. i must’ve been a good girl this year because he gave me 5 bills. I still have the $150 he gave me two years ago when I wasn’t his assistant but that’s going to expire next year so I better get to shopping. :faint:
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Hopefully that gift card hasn’t expired Or can lose value if aren’t used depending on the card. You must give the boss good favors for that kind of a bonus.
 
moxie said:
Failed one of the test-outs so I had to take a full course. Fucking question was about the Chinese spyware they have installed on our machines to see if we’re working. It was worded something like:

The Wellnomics™ Micropause™ Setting upon installation is
A. Eight seconds every six minutes
B. Six seconds every eight minutes
C. Eight seconds every eight minutes
D. Six seconds every six minutes

There was no option of
E. Get fucked
So I flunked.
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I don't envy you corporate types, having to put up with this kind of crap. It's one big "Dilbert" environment these days. :rolleyes2:

Has your company implemented this yet? :heh:

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moxie said:
More Tales From the Ungrateful Bitch:

I got two work gifts that require me to go in and pick my present. I haven’t looked at both, but one of them has me pick from over 40 options. FORTY OPTIONS! Ain’t nobody got time fo’dat
:sigh:

Boss gave me a GC for Christmas. i must’ve been a good girl this year because he gave me 5 bills. I still have the $150 he gave me two years ago when I wasn’t his assistant but that’s going to expire next year so I better get to shopping. :faint:
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Are you going to put off procrastinating on that until tomorrow?
 
beardown07 said:
Ya gotta dredge it in cocaine first.
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