tOfficial Night Shift Thread v62 with more feet and less Euro trash Hoop

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Executive lounge access is p nice

 

[steelerssb]

lol, i have gotten bitched at so many times over shit like that

at my hotel in Norfolk, there would be two bottles in the room. One would be free, the other would have a tag on it that said $2. Guests would always get pissed b/c they didn't realize that the tag was significant until it was too late

tough shit, buddy. You owe us $2 and i'm coming for it, mothertrucker.

I stayed at a hotel in Orlando that was kinda like that, one bottle was $5 and the other was free. I have no idea why anyone would go with the $5 one,

 

[moxie]

Glad at least one thing on you isn't wallered out yet.

Wish we could say the same about you.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Executive lounge access is p nice

Sweet, I should be there in about 4 years

 

[trojanfan12]

I can already see Texas being ranked ahead of them.

Because Texas is BACK

Again?

 

[White Knight]

I spent a couple of months in a coma after that last marijuana cigarette in DC.

More likely from the skin flute.

 

[NinerSpartan]

I always pack a steel bottle when I travel. No way I'm paying the hotel markup on water and snacks.

Stop being so cheap you fvcking cvnt

 

[NinerSpartan]

I stayed at a hotel in Orlando that was kinda like that, one bottle was $5 and the other was free. I have no idea why anyone would go with the $5 one,

They wouldn't have charged you if you only drank the $5 one

 

[steelerssb]

They wouldn't have charged you if you only drank the $5 one

I didn't take either and just stuck with what I brought, never know what those tricksy folks are up to.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Stop being so cheap you fvcking cvnt

I didn't get middle class by spending money on bottled water

 

[steelerssb]

@moxie is this you?

 

[Hu War Yu]

@moxie is this you?

Huh...she looks like several of those young women who are following me on Twitter

 

[moxie]

@moxie is this you?

Do I smell like a goddamn ginger?!

 

[steelerssb]

Do I smell like a goddamn ginger?!

Does she count as a ginger if she doesn't have freckles or isn't pale as fuck?

 

[steelerssb]

Huh...she looks like several of those young women who are following me on Twitter

"women"

 

[Dolemite censored]

You laugh but some bottles in-room can cost upward of $5-$10

Never ever take anything from the complimentary bar/fridge. Fucking insanity.

You are gonna make @Dole ver 2.0 roll over in his grave

Doesn't bother me since I never take anything.

No way I'm paying the hotel markup on water and snacks.

This. I only stay at places with a free full breakfast, but those have been very hard to come by last couple of years.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Do I smell like a goddamn ginger?!

Send me some used clothing and let me judge for myself.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Huh...she looks like several pictures of those young women posted by perverts who are following me on Twitter

Fixed.

 

[moxie]

Does she count as a ginger if she doesn't have freckles or isn't pale as fuck?

She IS pale AF! You ghey, son? Lookit her tiddies! They're practically clear!

 

[Knight&Day]

Uh, yeah. What she said ^.