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This damn covid just doesn't want to leave my system. I'm not really sick but I'm not really well, either.



In all seriousness, though, I'm sorry to hear you're still dealing with covid stuff.
How long has it been?
 
Gawdangit! Why’d the bookie already close the warriors/keltics vbets?! I was ready to put it all on the line!

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Just got done with my tests. Hearing is still good, chest x-rays looked good. I passed the lung capacity test, but while straining for the last little bit of air left in my lungs, a fart slipped out. Test lady had to have heard it and smelled it, but she didn’t even flinch. Gonna fuck em out of one the rest of the day
 
Just got done with my tests. Hearing is still good, chest x-rays looked good. I passed the lung capacity test, but while straining for the last little bit of air left in my lungs, a fart slipped out. Test lady had to have heard it and smelled it, but she didn’t even flinch. Gonna fuck em out of one the rest of the day

Farts are funny.
 
I'm back down to 208. (6' 1"). My goal is 205 and I kind of use 210 as the mendoza line. I hit 215 over Xmas. :facepalm: Speaking of beers -- I quit drinking them so that keeps the weight down too.
Late-night beers are a killer. My wife and I are down to probably 2-3 nights max per week having alcohol and it's as early in the evening as possible.
 
Farts are funny.
They are, but I could have used that air. That’s three times I’ve taken that test for work, and all 3 times are the closest I’ve came to passing out. Fuckers with high blood pressure don’t have to take it. I get punished for having good blood pressure
 
Late-night beers are a killer. My wife and I are down to probably 2-3 nights max per week having alcohol and it's as early in the evening as possible.
My wife is on a vegan kick for 21 days and there's no booze allowed, so I'm drinking for two

Going out for my annual case of Bud tonight
 
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