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Damn it just keeps on going.
 
I had to hurt some new guy we call Lurch’s feelings. Took him off the long reach and put our token woman employee on it and put his ass in a haul truck. Gave me the whole “I’ve been running equipment for 15 years speech.” Apparently he never learned a damn thing, because he sucks. He’s been told a million times to move spots if he starts hitting red dirt and to not pile the shit up so it’ll wash back in the pond when it rains, but still did it.

I purposely replaced him with the one I knew would be the biggest hit on his ego too.

I think the motherfucker has used his size to get away with shit his entire working life. I ain’t skeered.
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I had to hurt some new guy we call Lurch’s feelings. Took him off the long reach and put our token woman employee on it and put his ass in a haul truck. Gave me the whole “I’ve been running equipment for 15 years speech.” Apparently he never learned a damn thing, because he sucks. He’s been told a million times to move spots if he starts hitting red dirt and to not pile the shit up so it’ll wash back in the pond when it rains, but still did it.

I purposely replaced him with the one I knew would be the biggest hit on his ego too.

I think the motherfucker has used his size to get away with shit his entire working life. I ain’t skeered.
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Illustrious Potentate said:
I had to hurt some new guy we call Lurch’s feelings. Took him off the long reach and put our token woman employee on it and put his ass in a haul truck. Gave me the whole “I’ve been running equipment for 15 years speech.” Apparently he never learned a damn thing, because he sucks. He’s been told a million times to move spots if he starts hitting red dirt and to not pile the shit up so it’ll wash back in the pond when it rains, but still did it.

I purposely replaced him with the one I knew would be the biggest hit on his ego too.

I think the motherfucker has used his size to get away with shit his entire working life. I ain’t skeered.
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Maybe he's color blind and can't tell when he's hit red dirt? I'm color blind and I let employers know immediately that I can't see red. They even used pink ribbons for me, just so I could easily spot dividing lines.
 
blindbaby said:
Maybe he's color blind and can't tell when he's hit red dirt? I'm color blind and I let employers know immediately that I can't see red. They even used pink ribbons for me, just so I could easily spot dividing lines.
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Dirt is dirt around here. If he can’t tell the difference between waste sand and dirt, he doesn’t need to be on any kind of equipment around here. It goes from gray to red in those ponds. Compacted red dirt is what we line the bottom of those ponds with because it holds water when packed dog into it too much and we’ll start losing water
 
Illustrious Potentate said:
I had to hurt some new guy we call Lurch’s feelings. Took him off the long reach and put our token woman employee on it and put his ass in a haul truck. Gave me the whole “I’ve been running equipment for 15 years speech.” Apparently he never learned a damn thing, because he sucks. He’s been told a million times to move spots if he starts hitting red dirt and to not pile the shit up so it’ll wash back in the pond when it rains, but still did it.

I purposely replaced him with the one I knew would be the biggest hit on his ego too.

I think the motherfucker has used his size to get away with shit his entire working life. I ain’t skeered.
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i bet your hands were shakin' trembling with fear when you wrote this post
 
Hitman Hart said:
you're so scared that you're telling strangers on a sports message board about it

my money is on big lurch
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He’s driving up and down the haul road like a greenhorn bitch because I told him to. He knows what’s up.
 
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