tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Hu War Yu]

So to recap:

@beardown07 's dog sucks
@moxie 's dog is half-tarded
@Illustrious Potentate 's cur is a cheatin' ho
@BigRedMoe 's dog(s) is (are) decent
And all people suck

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

So to recap:

@beardown07 's dog sucks
@moxie 's dog is half-tarded
@Illustrious Potentate 's cur is a cheatin' ho
@BigRedMoe 's dog(s) is (are) decent
And all people suck

Don’t you besmirch my sweet Riley

 

[BigRedMoe]

Don’t you besmirch my sweet Riley

Did yourn doggo come backo? And how many 'yotes have you killed?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Don’t you besmirch my sweet Riley

You named your dog after a character from Harper Valley PTA?!?

 

[gobigred]

Don’t ever piss off @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)

 

[huskers1217]

so. just got into my wifes venmo.

wtf. it shows her friends and who her friends pay. and the reason why........



damn. i think i need to open an account and put in "sex last night" and pay my wife every other day like 10 bucks

 

[Hu War Yu]

so. just got into my wifes venmo.

wtf. it shows her friends and who her friends pay. and the reason why........



damn. i think i need to open an account and put in "sex last night" and pay my wife every other day like 10 bucks

Yeah, I always thought that was weird, seeing what other people are paying each other for. Nunna my beeswax, or theirs

 

[Inquisitor]

so. just got into my wifes venmo.

wtf. it shows her friends and who her friends pay. and the reason why........



damn. i think i need to open an account and put in "sex last night" and pay my wife every other day like 10 bucks

And that's when she filed for divorce.

 

[steelerssb]

so. just got into my wifes venmo.

for creeping?

 

[tabascojet]

so. just got into my wifes venmo.

wtf. it shows her friends and who her friends pay. and the reason why........



damn. i think i need to open an account and put in "sex last night" and pay my wife every other day like 10 bucks

Your wife's cat is $10 now. Damn inflation.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Don’t ever piss off @ukfanfrombirth(cali cat)

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Did yourn doggo come backo? And how many 'yotes have you killed?

She was at the animal shelter. Blaming it on the deer. Coyotes are safe. For now

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

You named your dog after a character from Harper Valley PTA?!?

Character? Wasn’t she just the singer of a Tom T Hall penned song?

 

[Dolemite censored]

so. just got into my wifes venmo.

wtf. it shows her friends and who her friends pay. and the reason why........



damn. i think i need to open an account and put in "sex last night" and pay my wife every other day like 10 bucks

Yeah, I always thought that was weird, seeing what other people are paying each other for. Nunna my beeswax, or theirs

People on Venmo are getting scammed. Educate yourselves.

16 Venmo scams to know and avoid in 2024 - Norton

Because Venmo is an easy way to send money online, scammers have taken note. Learn about Venmo scams and how to avoid them.

us.norton.com

 

[Dolemite censored]

Check this one:

Sometimes, Venmo scams even happen in person.
That happened recently in Orlando, Florida, when a woman walking her dog was approached by a young boy who told her that his phone was dead and he couldn't find his family or friends. He asked to borrow her phone to contact them.

The boy faked a phone call, and later, the victim found that the boy had quickly used Venmo to make two transfers, one for $1,800, another for $2,000.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

She was at the animal shelter. Blaming it on the deer. Coyotes are safe. For now

 

[Dolemite censored]

I use Zelle and only from my computer. I have no banking, credit card or cash transfer apps on my cell phone.

 

[Center Ice]

I use Zelle and only from my computer. I have no banking, credit card or cash transfer apps on my cell phone.

Ditto. Never use a cell phone for financial transactions and NEVER over WiFi.

 

[trojanfan12]

My son brought me a pint of this:



It's pretty damn good. He got me the Salted Caramel one.

 

[Center Ice]

Check this one:

Sometimes, Venmo scams even happen in person.
That happened recently in Orlando, Florida, when a woman walking her dog was approached by a young boy who told her that his phone was dead and he couldn't find his family or friends. He asked to borrow her phone to contact them.

The boy faked a phone call, and later, the victim found that the boy had quickly used Venmo to make two transfers, one for $1,800, another for $2,000.

Hand the kid this.....