tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[moxie]

You're both wrong. I need to educate you fools. Women's part is a snatch, cooch, poon, honey hole or trim., or the time honored pu55y.

Snortch is a verb describing a practice where she tricks him out of his coke.

Uh. You put a “t” in there. It may be silent, but that changes everything.

 

[moxie]

Wrong. Those are dick dingers, or another thing I cant think of. I thought snooch was a cooch, and am not familiar with snorch of any variety.

A snorch is a cooch. Snortch is apparently a verb, but dole probably consulted urban dumbasstionary so it really shouldn’t count.

 

[beardown07]

It's whatever I want it to be. Snooch, Snorch, Snoutch, cootch, pooch, smorch, poonch, smunch...just needs end in "ch", like PUNCH. lulz

 

[steelerssb]

Where's Randall Simon




@Kburjr

 

[Handicappers]

Snorch in Southlake is a frozen Bellini drinkin’ Uptown pussy.

 

[steelerssb]

Ya know that feeling when you pick a certain amount of money to play blackjack with at the casino and double that?

Good feeling.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Ya know that feeling when you pick a certain amount of money to play blackjack with at the casino and double that?

Good feeling.

Pffffffffffffffffffft holdem ftw

 

[steelerssb]

Pffffffffffffffffffft holdem ftw

Good game as well

 

[NU_WTF?]

Good game as well

I especially like playing the dealer at a table full of drunks showing their cards. Always double up+ at the horseshoe

 

[steelerssb]

I especially like playing the dealer at a table full of drunks showing their cards. Always double up+ at the horseshoe

My first time in Vegas my friend's mom won a tournament because she was so hungover no one could read her poker faces

 

[Dolemite censored]

Uh. You put a “t” in there. It may be silent, but that changes everything.

The "t" was my error. UD was what I quoted.

I repeat, you are wrong. Accept it.

 

[Handicappers]

The "t" was my error. UD was what I quoted.

I repeat, you are wrong. Accept it.

False

 

[Center Ice]

Piece of cake.

 

[williewilliejuan]

The "t" was my error. UD was what I quoted.

I repeat, you are wrong. Accept it.

She ain’t wrong. Snorch is cooch. Snorch is pussy. Snorch is glorious.

 

[CorpRebel]

Piece of cake.

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THAT must be in Thailand!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

THAT must be in Thailand!

Knotsville....

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Me and a couple of my buddies went to my grandpa's lake house in south Georgia. Picked a bad weekend. Stormed all night Friday night and on into yesterday morning, then stormed again last night. Didn't really get any fishing done. Pretty well just listened to music and played snappa all weekend

 

[Dolemite censored]

She ain’t wrong. Snorch is cooch. Snorch is pussy. Snorch is glorious.

Both she and you are wrong as fuck.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Went fishing and crabbing toaday. Caught a small sole, but the crabs I trapped were too small or were females which can't be kept.
Also trapped a couple of starfish, but who the fuck eats those?

The sole is barely enough for a sandwich. But it was fun.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Went fishing and crabbing toaday. Caught a small sole, but the crabs I trapped were too small or were females which can't be kept.
Also trapped a couple of starfish, but who the fuck eats those?

The sole is barely enough for a sandwich. But it was fun.

*From a pier. Puget Sound. Saltwater.