tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Take note, fellas. All women cheat. All of them. And they call us dogs. Don't get too invested.
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Stop dating pigs you find at the Old Country Buffet. You can find a good woman someday, Dole. I'm certain of it.
 
trojanfan12 said:
Jinks doesn't do much of that, but there is a small framed picture of my son when he was little that she likes to knock off a shelf near her cat tree. It's the only thing she touches. Lately, she has been carrying it around in her mouth after she knocks it down and yesterday I found it in her water bowl. lol
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Cats are the funniest creatures - they just do the weirdest shit sometimes.
 
moxie said:
I kinda believe this. I think he's mad at me for missing my appointment a couple weeks ago (not really my fault - he didn't send me an reminder text) so now I'm being punished.
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I've got my niece here at the house while my brother and SIL are going to revival. First time she's been here without her parents. Within 5 minutes, I finally got some context behind this Robot Chicken sketch that I always thought was some random bit not referencing anything:

 
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