tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[White Knight]

Fires, blackouts, droughts and masks
That's California if you have to ask....

Also earthquakes.

 

[Dolemite censored]

but I think I love money more.

State of California loves your money also.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Also earthquakes.

All the California earthquakes of the last century haven't killed as many people as 1 season of hurricanes in the USA and Caribbean.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I love muh freedoms but I think I love money more. It pains me to think about doing the math on whether it’s better for me to make significantly less money but have a lower cost of living. Also- what state can I live in where there’s not tons of weather that I’d have to deal with? Someone told me I should buy a house where I want to retire (not in CA) and just rent it out until then.

Are you renting, brah?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Are you renting, brah?

I don't think she has to rent her bras...

 

[moxie]

Are you renting, brah?

Yep. And it’s super cheap, too.

 

[moxie]

I don't think she has to rent her bras...

I might have to at this rate!

 

[tabascojet]

 

[trojanfan12]

Pizza oven? No fucking way. DiGiorno to the oven - $4.99.

Making it myself costs even less.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Yep. And it’s super cheap, too.

- California
- Cheap

Pick one.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Making it myself costs even less.

Plus, it probably actually tastes good (the DiGiorno crust wasn't bad the one time I tried it, but the sauce and cheese were so obviously low quality, it made it not worth eating).

 

[moxie]

- California
- Cheap

Pick one.

See post whatever where I was all like, “I don’t wanna, blah, blah, blah, cry, complain, rinse, repeat”

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

See post whatever where I was all like, “I don’t wanna, blah, blah, blah, cry, complain, rinse, repeat”

So you don't love America. Got it.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

One of my neighbor's is such an idiot, and it is so funny.
He decided he just had to have a separate building for his office, so he decided to add what's called an accessory structure.
There's some kind of ordinance that says, in essence, we'll make things a lot easier for you if what you build is no more than 120 square feet.
So, what does this dumbass do??? He spends into 5 figures having this thing built - it has electricity, heating, air conditioning, but chooses to make it 8 x 15, somehow without realizing how small 8 feet really is. Now he's all upset.
I hope he's not claustrophobic (actually, he's a prick, so I hope he is).

 

[NU_WTF?]

One of my neighbor's is such an idiot, and it is so funny.
He decided he just had to have a separate building for his office, so he decided to add what's called an accessory structure.
There's some kind of ordinance that says, in essence, we'll make things a lot easier for you if what you build is no more than 120 square feet.
So, what does this dumbass do??? He spends into 5 figures having this thing built - it has electricity, heating, air conditioning, but chooses to make it 8 x 15, somehow without realizing how small 8 feet really is. Now he's all upset.
I hope he's not claustrophobic (actually, he's a prick, so I hope he is).

Lol 10x12 is child bedroom sized how did he not figure it out

 

[moxie]

So you don't love America. Got it.

You better watch your sassy ways today. I’m not above scratching your goddamn eyes out.

 

[NU_WTF?]

You better watch your sassy ways today. I’m not above scratching your goddamn eyes out.

I don't believe you, prove it

 

[NU_WTF?]

You better watch your sassy ways today. I’m not above scratching your goddamn eyes out.

 

[Dolemite censored]

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Things @beardown07 would wear...

 

[moxie]

Why are these bitch heads making me learn smartsheets?! Everyone is just trying to ruin my life today!