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williewilliejuan said:
There’s jizz EVERYWHERE in hotel rooms. Just don’t think about it.
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Lol if I could just not think about stuff life would be so much simpler. Unfortunately it doesn't work that way for me
 
NU_FTW said:
Lol if I could just not think about stuff life would be so much simpler. Unfortunately it doesn't work that way for me
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Sometimes, when I’m in hotel by myself I’ll use a towel as a jizzrag and then fold it up like it was never used. Think about that next time you step out of a hotel shower. Time to start packing towels as well!
 
williewilliejuan said:
Sometimes, when I’m in hotel by myself I’ll use a towel as a jizzrag and then fold it up like it was never used. Think about that next time you step out of a hotel shower. Time to start packing towels as well!
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Towels smell like bleach or they don't get used
 
NU_FTW said:
Towels smell like bleach or they don't get used
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Just gonna leave this here:

”Overall, seminal fluid typically leans slightly alkaline. Anything between 7.2 and 8.0 is considered a healthy pH level. When your body's pH levels are balanced, semen should smell like ammonia, bleach, or other alkaline substances. You might notice variations in this scent, especially after you have sex.”
 
williewilliejuan said:
Just gonna leave this here:

”Overall, seminal fluid typically leans slightly alkaline. Anything between 7.2 and 8.0 is considered a healthy pH level. When your body's pH levels are balanced, semen should smell like ammonia, bleach, or other alkaline substances. You might notice variations in this scent, especially after you have sex.”
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Lol your obsession with the smell of fresh semen will not get to me. I've only gotten more like this as I got older, therefore I was a disgusting teenager one time. There's no way you're making a towel filled or dabbed with jizz and it not being noticable.


Do you get in the hotel shower before inspecting everything is clean? Im quite certain your shenanigans wouldn't go unnoticed


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NU_FTW said:
Lol your obsession with the smell of fresh semen will not get to me. I've only gotten more like this as I got older, therefore I was a disgusting teenager one time. There's no way you're making a towel filled or dabbed with jizz and it not being noticable.


Do you get in the hotel shower before inspecting everything is clean? Im quite certain your shenanigans wouldn't go unnoticed


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I’m mostly fucking with you, but I travel enough to know that if I put back a towel such that it looks unused, 90+% of the time, housekeeping would leave it there.
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m mostly fucking with you, but I travel enough to know that if I put back a towel such that it looks unused, 90+% of the time, housekeeping would leave it there.
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Oh I've gathered that, but I'm responding in a way that I'm acting like I believe you. It's been obvious you're trying to get under my hangups but I r think gooderest

House keeping is low pay work. That's why I inspect muh shit. Or you get your room, spend the first 5 minutes trashing it call down and tell em they forgot to clean the room and fresh everything is brought in and no need to be a Karen about little stuff😉
 
williewilliejuan said:
Sometimes, when I’m in hotel by myself I’ll use a towel as a jizzrag and then fold it up like it was never used. Think about that next time you step out of a hotel shower. Time to start packing towels as well!
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Hey- me too! What hotels you stay at bro?
 
williewilliejuan said:
I’m primarily a Hilton guy. I generally pack a DVD and a well-used copy of “One Night in Paris”on all business trips.
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What a sad life, constantly going back to the same pond over and over? Sheeeeeeesh
 
Nevermind bed bugs. Body mites from hundreds of people in hotel mattresses. Eating dead skin. I CAN HEAR THEM CRUNCHING THEIR FOOD!!!
 
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