tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Inquisitor said:
That was my 6666th post.

Why should I care about the number of posts in this thread?
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Ron Burgundy What GIF


Also - I just took the dog out to piddle and saw a single strand of spider web hanging from a tree, so i swiped at it to fuck his shit up a little. Then I think it got all over me and i couldn't get it off. I swear to christ, that spider just bit my leg.
 
moxie said:
Ron Burgundy What GIF


Also - I just took the dog out to piddle and saw a single strand of spider web hanging from a tree, so i swiped at it to fuck his shit up a little. Then I think it got all over me and i couldn't get it off. I swear to christ, that spider just bit my leg.
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Tastes like chicken!
 
moxie said:
Ron Burgundy What GIF


Also - I just took the dog out to piddle and saw a single strand of spider web hanging from a tree, so i swiped at it to fuck his shit up a little. Then I think it got all over me and i couldn't get it off. I swear to christ, that spider just bit my leg.
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Shake your clothes. The spider probably got inside your Fubu track suit.
 
moxie said:
I wouldn't even know what to say if someone asked me for a drink out of my reusable bottle. For a throw away, it would be a look of "umm...wtf?" followed by a long swig and, "here - you can have the rest."

angry clint eastwood GIF
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Moxie when asked for water:

 
Love getting voicemails and not knowing fuck all what's being said because someone's accent is so thick.
 
im starting to like the new pillow


props to #bigpillow for mostly solving the hot pillow problem
 
*insert third grumpy old man post unrelated to anything*
 
steelerssb said:
Love getting voicemails and not knowing fuck all what's being said because someone's accent is so thick.
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They want to let you know what you won just let them send money right to your bank account
 
steelerssb said:
Love getting voicemails and not knowing fuck all what's being said because someone's accent is so thick.
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Did you call back and get your car’s extended warranty renewed ?
 
I keep getting calls from "Medicare Rewards":

"Hi, my name is ___________, calling from Medicare Rewards on a recorded line. Can you hear me OK?"

Me: "Fuck no, fool and stop calling me."

They don't.
 
It's official, my daughter has her first phone ugh!!
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
I keep getting calls from "Medicare Rewards":

"Hi, my name is ___________, calling from Medicare Rewards on a recorded line. Can you hear me OK?"

Me: "Fuck no, fool and stop calling me."

They don't.
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They want to record you saying "yes" to start the fraud.
 
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