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Is it really timecard day? :pout:

FML!!!
 
moxie said:
Is it really timecard day? :pout:

FML!!!
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aint nobody got time for that GIF
 
So they aren't leaving me alone. Frig. IT'S FRIDAY! Go do something productive with your lives!

BTW - I bought my first Christmas thing earlier this week. The Grinch's Frosted Sugar Cookie creamer. I hope it's not a harbinger of the way Christmas 2022 is going to go. I was not impressed.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
Seriously, are you saying that setting yourself up to get paid is a downer?



Your priorities are scrambled.
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I'm just saying that it's a lot of work to get paid when I ALREADY work hard to get paid!! Do you not see the fucking irony here?! The goddamn hoops I have to jump through AFTER I'VE JUMPED THROUGH THEM ALLLLLL WEEEEK?! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!
 
moxie said:
I'm just saying that it's a lot of work to get paid when I ALREADY work hard to get paid!! Do you not see the fucking irony here?! The goddamn hoops I have to jump through AFTER I'VE JUMPED THROUGH THEM ALLLLLL WEEEEK?! HAVE YOU NO SOUL?!
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I have a solution. Do your time on a daily basis while it's still fresh in your head. Then, at the end of the 2 week period, its already done.

You are welcome.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
I have a solution. Do your time on a daily basis while it's still fresh in your head. Then, at thee end of the 2 week period, its already done.

You are welcome.
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So you're saying to add another 2 minutes to my already long day just so that I don't have to spend 20 minutes at the end of a 2 week period entering it all at once, occasionally forgetting to enter it at all because I'm so fired up about not being on the clock for 48 hours?

Stephen Colbert No GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
 
moxie said:
So you're saying to add another 2 minutes to my already long day just so that I don't have to spend 20 minutes at the end of a 2 week period entering it all at once, occasionally forgetting to enter it at all because I'm so fired up about not being on the clock for 48 hours?

Stephen Colbert No GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
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Awkward Pay Day GIF by StickerGiant
 
moxie said:
So you're saying to add another 2 minutes to my already long day just so that I don't have to spend 20 minutes at the end of a 2 week period entering it all at once, occasionally forgetting to enter it at all because I'm so fired up about not being on the clock for 48 hours?

Stephen Colbert No GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
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So it only takes you 20 minutes to do your time card?

So 20 minutes of effort is all that stands between you and maybe a couple thousand bucks?
 
Now, when I don't remind her about the time card, she'll blame me for not reminding her when she forgets to put it in on time next period.

Typical female.
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
So it only takes you 20 minutes to do your time card?

So 20 minutes of effort is all that stands between you and maybe a couple thousand bucks?
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ALL? that's ALL?!
I have to go to my Sent box and see what time I sent my first email and what time I sent my last email, EVERY DAY for 14 days! AND THEN try to remember if I did even more work after that last one was sent! AND I have to enter all this boosh into the dreaded WORKDAY that is so retarded and glitchy, it sucks pig dicks (pig dicks are the curly ones, yeah?)! I mean, c'mon - I enter 7 as my clock out time and it "thinks" i mean 7am, after I've already started the day at 7am? COME THE FUCK ON! Then it gives me an error, saying that I worked too many consecutive hours? NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! Make your default use its BRAIN, MORAN!!

I don't mean to put this out in the universe because I know those motherfuckers are coming for me, but robots are retarded. Their intelligence is definitely artificial. Phony ass bitches.
 
moxie said:
ALL? that's ALL?!
I have to go to my Sent box and see what time I sent my first email and what time I sent my last email, EVERY DAY for 14 days! AND THEN try to remember if I did even more work after that last one was sent! AND I have to enter all this boosh into the dreaded WORKDAY that is so retarded and glitchy, it sucks pig dicks (pig dicks are the curly ones, yeah?)! I mean, c'mon - I enter 7 as my clock out time and it "thinks" i mean 7am, after I've already started the day at 7am? COME THE FUCK ON! Then it gives me an error, saying that I worked too many consecutive hours? NO SHIT, SHERLOCK! Make your default use its BRAIN, MORAN!!

I don't mean to put this out in the universe because I know those motherfuckers are coming for me, but robots are retarded. Their intelligence is definitely artificial. Phony ass bitches.
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fuck me we are doing a workday conversion here now
 
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