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huskers1217 said:
going lez is bad... used to be cute

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Who is this man wearing pearls?
 
@dbldwn711 the wife found the two good yogurt, she says it's not bad but better with a granola bar meh
 
@Hu War Yu or @moxie

Strawberry gin wife wants to know if it is good it's clearance at Wally world
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NU_FTW said:
@Hu War Yu or @moxie

Strawberry gin wife wants to know if it is good it's clearance at Wally world
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
Not a fan of flavored liquor.
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Yeah, I would pass. I bought the wife some Bombay Bramble a while back, supposed to be raspberry and blackberry infused. Wife said she liked it (bless her, she didn't want to hurt my feels) but I thought it tasted like cough syrup.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Yeah, I would pass. I bought the wife some Bombay Bramble a while back, supposed to be raspberry and blackberry infused. Wife said she liked it (bless her, she didn't want to hurt my feels) but I thought it tasted like cough syrup.
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welp we bought it lol bough a whole slew of liquor that will sit around forever lol. got some jim beams for 5 bucks a bottle got that one for 10 got a cognac for 10 i forget what, ive had a bottle of gentleman jack that i offer to company (usually brother) and my wife steals every now and then ive had that since last november lol and still have a good bit left this shit is going ot last til 2200
 
Whoa ... I just got the weirdest email.

It's from this absolute fucking bitch with whom I've refused to speak for over a decade.
She can rot.
The email is all ... how are you - checking in - need a favor, please get back to me asap.

Were it not for the fact it's her email address - I remember it (I hate the random shit my mind keeps - I wish I could Men in Black flashy-thing it every few years just to clear it of all the useless information in there) - I'd think it some spoof email. I'm still going to treat it like it is. At the same time, it is slightly tempting to respond with something like ...

Are you fucking high?
Please tell me you're fucking high, or you got more injections in your face (which don't help) and it fucked up your brain even more than it already was.
 
NU_FTW said:
welp we bought it lol bough a whole slew of liquor that will sit around forever lol. got some jim beams for 5 bucks a bottle got that one for 10 got a cognac for 10 i forget what, ive had a bottle of gentleman jack that i offer to company (usually brother) and my wife steals every now and then ive had that since last november lol and still have a good bit left this shit is going ot last til 2200
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When I left a job in 2004, one of my employees (who apparently didn’t know me very well) gave me a bottle of Patron tequila as a going-away present. I bring that sucker out at parties, but I still have some of that bottle left.
 
williewilliejuan said:
When I left a job in 2004, one of my employees (who apparently didn’t know me very well) gave me a bottle of Patron tequila as a going-away present. I bring that sucker out at parties, but I still have some of that bottle left.
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Yea they had tequila on clearance too but i dont touch the stuff ever disgusting nope uh uh not me lol
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Whoa ... I just got the weirdest email.

It's from this absolute fucking bitch with whom I've refused to speak for over a decade.
She can rot.
The email is all ... how are you - checking in - need a favor, please get back to me asap.

Were it not for the fact it's her email address - I remember it (I hate the random shit my mind keeps - I wish I could Men in Black flashy-thing it every few years just to clear it of all the useless information in there) - I'd think it some spoof email. I'm still going to treat it like it is. At the same time, it is slightly tempting to respond with something like ...

Are you fucking high?
Please tell me you're fucking high, or you got more injections in your face (which don't help) and it fucked up your brain even more than it already was.
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Could be a money scam.

Even if it's not you can treat it that way.
 
NU_FTW said:
Yea they had tequila on clearance too but i dont touch the stuff ever disgusting nope uh uh not me lol
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Tequila and I had a falling-out in the early ‘90s and haven’t been on speaking terms since. I try to get rid of that shit every time I have a party, but thus far have been unsuccessful. In fact, in each of the last two parties I have thrown I have inherited another half-empty bottle of tequila.
 
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