tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[tabascojet]

Oh yeah, stick with me, pal, I'll show you the ropes, I'm kind of a big deal around here

Ok fredo ok

 

[BigRedMoe]

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

This resort just putting your room key and credit card on your wrist is just tossing cash into the pit.

Shirt? Swipey swipey.
Chips? Swipey.
Dinner? Swipey.

Uncle Joe, send me another stimmmmyyyyyy

 

[huskers1217]

This resort just putting your room key and credit card on your wrist is just tossing cash into the pit.

Shirt? Swipey swipey.
Chips? Swipey.
Dinner? Swipey.

Uncle Joe, send me another stimmmmyyyyyy

Chips?? Can you gamble there?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Chips?? Can you gamble there?

Potato, you potato

 

[CorpRebel]

This resort just putting your room key and credit card on your wrist is just tossing cash into the pit.

Shirt? Swipey swipey.
Chips? Swipey.
Dinner? Swipey.

Uncle Joe, send me another stimmmmyyyyyy

 

[CorpRebel]

Oh yeah, stick with me, pal, I'll show you the ropes, I'm kind of a big deal around here

 

[Hu War Yu]

This resort just putting your room key and credit card on your wrist is just tossing cash into the pit.

Shirt? Swipey swipey.
Chips? Swipey.
Dinner? Swipey.

Uncle Joe, send me another stimmmmyyyyyy

Sounds like a great place for fatties who lack impulse control

 

[Hu War Yu]

S'truth! I wield significant influence with management types

 

[gobigred]

Stop talking like that about @gobigred.

Funny Coming from the guy that harpoons his women and then takes them to Costco Food court for dates

 

[Dolemite censored]

Funny Coming from the guy that harpoons his women and then takes them to Costco Food court for dates

LOL @ "harpoons".

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Sounds like a great place for fatties who lack impulse control

Agreed. Hence all the ugly people. Nothing but uglies in this state

 

[gobigred]

Sounds like a great place for fatties who lack impulse control

@Dole ver 2.0 be like

 

[Hu War Yu]

Agreed. Hence all the ugly people. Nothing but uglies in this state

What was it Bill Bryson said about young Midwestern girls? They might be nubile right now, but one day they're going to expand like one of those inflatable rafts that has had the cord pulled

 

[Dolemite censored]

Agreed. Hence all the ugly people. Nothing but uglies in this state

Where is that?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Well I wasn't here then so I will have to take your word for it.

I don't believe you @Winged_Wheel88

 

[Center Ice]

@Dole ver 2.0 be like

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Where is that?

Wisconsin.

Nice, cool people.

But man, so rough to look at.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Wisconsin.

Nice, cool people.

But man, so rough to look at.

Beer, brats, cheese, and 9 months of winter

 

[steelerssb]

There's an alarming amount of mostly old dopes who walk on the road NEXT to the sidewalk in my parent's housing plan.

Because as well all know the sidewalk is actually where cars go.

Bonus points when these dumbfucks are at night and doing it in a plan with a ton of blind turns.