tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[HammerDown]

I hated going shopping with my ex. She could browse for hours and buy nothing, then see something she liked and make an immediate decision to buy it. All the while overspending.

We were in a home goods store for almost two hrs and my MIL bought a basting brush.

 

[NU_WTF?]

We were in a home goods store for almost two hrs and my MIL bought a basting brush.

Why did you volunteer to tag along?

 

[williewilliejuan]

We were in a home goods store for almost two hrs and my MIL bought a basting brush.

If you don’t get served something basted in the next couple of days, will you have the nerve to ask why she needed one?

 

[HammerDown]

Why did you volunteer to tag along?

I’ll tell the story later. (when I get out of the looney-bin)

 

[Inquisitor]

I’ll tell the story later. (when I get out of the looney-bin)

The site will never be the same without you.

 

[Jon Deaux]

Spoiler: Contemplating A Sailing Cruise In The Mediterranean (Maybe NSFW)

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....and again

 

[wildturkey]

....and again

Settle down. Act like you've seen a sail boat before.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

We were in a home goods store for almost two hrs and my MIL bought a basting brush.

I don't believe you

 

[huskers1217]

Your username was last changed on Sep 1, 2022 at 1:36 PM. You may next change your username on or after Oct 1, 2022.

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Hu War Yu]

Your username was last changed on Sep 1, 2022 at 1:36 PM. You may next change your username on or after Oct 1, 2022.

I hope you learned your lesson

 

[Jon Deaux]

Settle down. Act like you've seen a sail boat before.

yeah yeah

 

[huskers1217]

I hope you learned your lesson

yes I should have been Used_To_Be_Hu

 

[Hu War Yu]

yes I should have been Used_To_Be_Hu

Nah, you can't do that. I am SOOOOOOOOO respected on the hoop(s) that it would cause irreparable damage to the brand

 

[Center Ice]

 

[Inquisitor]

yes I should have been Used_To_Be_Hu

How_Du_Hu_Du

 

[huskers1217]

Nah, you can't do that. I am SOOOOOOOOO respected on the hoop(s) that it would cause irreparable damage to the brand

so...you are saying @outofyourmind doesnt have the same brand as you?? he has "the list" and

all trademarked

 

[Inquisitor]

so...you are saying @outofyourmind doesnt have the same brand as you?? he has "the list" and

all trademarked

No he's saying you can't do any more damage to his brand.

 

[steelerssb]

Overheard the people in front of me at the boarding line ask the people in front of them to confirm what flight we're getting on.

Feels like that would be important to know ahead of time.

 

[steelerssb]

Flight attendant: *says mildly amusing thing*

White people over 35: