tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[moxie]

The Caesarean scar line must turn you on.

I don't think Caesarean scars are visible. i thought they were little horizontal scars right above the pube area.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I don't think Caesarean scars are visible. i thought they were little horizontal scars right above the pube area.

I think they are vertical from the navel to the pelvis.

 

[tabascojet]

I don't think Caesarean scars are visible. i thought they were little horizontal scars right above the pube area.

I think they are vertical from the navel to the pelvis.

You wouldn't know what a pussy was if it was sitting on your face.

Confirmation.

 

[moxie]

I think they are vertical from the navel to the pelvis.

I think you're wrong.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I don't think Caesarean scars are visible. i thought they were little horizontal scars right above the pube area.

I think they are vertical from the navel to the pelvis.

There are both types. I'll pass on posting pics of them.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Confirmation.

Fucking jalapenoblimp, STFU.

 

[beardown07]

She's snapped at me once when i yelled at her for pissing in the house and she ran under the bed and i tried to get her out. so i smacked her on the ass for it.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I think you're wrong.

Well, since you insist.

 

[Sportsguy]

Any cigar smokers out there?

 

[huskers1217]

I think you're wrong.

 

[steelerssb]

Flight attendant: *says mildly amusing thing*

White people over 35:

I promise, the goofy flight attendant making noises during landing isn't that funny.

 

[moxie]

I bought some of that japanese mayo to see if it's any good, now i'm afraid to try it.

But more importantly - wtf with kraft singles? why are they so expensive? I thought they weren't even real cheese!

 

[Dolemite censored]

I bought some of that japanese mayo to see if it's any good, now i'm afraid to try it.

Japanese mayo uses only egg yolks to create a deeper yellow color and a custard-like texture that is smooth and luxurious, as opposed to regular American mayonnaise that uses whole eggs

 

[Dolemite censored]

Japanese mayo uses only egg yolks to create a deeper yellow color and a custard-like texture that is smooth and luxurious, as opposed to regular American mayonnaise that uses whole eggs

Perfect cure for low cholesterol.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Any cigar smokers out there?

Nah, I can't smoke anything. I got wienie lungs

 

[moxie]

Nah, I can't smoke anything. I got wienie lungs

I'm scrolling through a clickbait article about vintage ads right now. some of these things are insane!

 

[moxie]

 

[steelerssb]

Dickman

 

[moxie]

Am i supposed to have dividends paid out or reinvested? It's peanuts, but it should go somewhere with purpose, right?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

well. she kinda started it. i went outside and said good morning to the plants ("hello, little babies") and she comes trotting out and I tell her "I wasn't talking to you, fat ass". she turns around and gives me a real "fuck you" look. Just stands there, looking over her shoulder, full of vitriol. So I snatch her up and hold her like a baby and start to tickle her tummy. I can feel her tensing up, so I start to do it more, then she gets super growly, baring her teeth and clutching my hand with all four of her paws. And this makes me laugh my ass off, so i do it more and rub my face in hers to see if she'll snap, but she doesn't. So then I let her calm down and lay her on her back on the couch where i start to tickle her again. She gets so mad! She starts growling again, showing her teeth and just makes herself into a little scrunched ball. I pulled her forward by her arms and let her go and she just plopped back on the couch, still a pissed and growling little ball, then runs off, making this hilarious growl that's like - i don't know how to describe it. She's mental

If she were a cat, I'd be advising you to check your Louboutins for the turds she inevitably deposited in them.