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tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.
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That‘s a damn lie. If you play with it correctly, eventually it’ll go soft.thank gawd! that was scary! what about this one?
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Meh.
That's toasty, sure, but you're in LA, so the temperature being in the high 90's is the least of your problems.
Nice and a breezy dry 74 degrees here. Rain* expected in the next 3-4 days.
*To Californians: Rain is precipitation falling from clouds in the sky.
*To Californians: Rain is precipitation falling from clouds in the sky.
Lots of cars driving by obviously without catalytic converters that got stolen.
I got a nice 5K outta the way as soon as I got settled with no issues. I don't think this heat will be bad, especially since it feels mostly dry.
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CEO is going to visit investor office's in a few weeks and they're sending over calendar hits for logistics. You'd think this man was a complete window licking imbecile:
7:10-7:25 Transportation: Hotel to Venue
7:25-7:30 Walk to Room 32/17th Floor
7:30-8:30 Meeting w/Investors
8:30-8:32am Exit Building
8:32-8:45am Transportation: Venue to Hotel
Really? We have to tell him to exit the building?
7:10-7:25 Transportation: Hotel to Venue
7:25-7:30 Walk to Room 32/17th Floor
7:30-8:30 Meeting w/Investors
8:30-8:32am Exit Building
8:32-8:45am Transportation: Venue to Hotel
Really? We have to tell him to exit the building?
Wait! Where is the window to take a dump?
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Meeting with investors was the only entry needed.
How about this name?
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I hope the meeting goes until 8:33.
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well. she kinda started it. i went outside and said good morning to the plants ("hello, little babies") and she comes trotting out and I tell her "I wasn't talking to you, fat ass". she turns around and gives me a real "fuck you" look. Just stands there, looking over her shoulder, full of vitriol. So I snatch her up and hold her like a baby and start to tickle her tummy. I can feel her tensing up, so I start to do it more, then she gets super growly, baring her teeth and clutching my hand with all four of her paws. And this makes me laugh my ass off, so i do it more and rub my face in hers to see if she'll snap, but she doesn't. So then I let her calm down and lay her on her back on the couch where i start to tickle her again. She gets so mad! She starts growling again, showing her teeth and just makes herself into a little scrunched ball. I pulled her forward by her arms and let her go and she just plopped back on the couch, still a pissed and growling little ball, then runs off, making this hilarious growl that's like - i don't know how to describe it. She's mental
Not only should she bite you...but if she has any pit bull friends...she should invite them over to bite you.
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Well, who couldn't see this coming....
Why would we call him Beck?
And it takes him two minutes to do it?
Well... We DO have this prez in d.c. that can't even use a teleprompter properly... so, YEAH, why not?!!
Shocking.
Enter slowly, exit quickly.
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