tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Handicappers]

How do you tell the difference between a legit massage parlor and one of those sleezy hand job jerk off parlor?

 

[huskers1217]

How do you tell the difference between a legit massage parlor and one of those sleezy hand job jerk off parlor?

idk how do you?

 

[huskers1217]

amber heard was possibly just learning to walk when this pic was taken

 

[huskers1217]

wonder if Amber Heards parents watched 21 jumpstreet as they were feeding her and said.. one day you will marry him and shit in his bed and not ours.

 

[Handicappers]

idk how do you?

Lol, no I’m asking. I need a legit massage on my upper back shoulder area. Don’t want to get haggled into a hand job when all I need is the massage.

 

[beardown07]

wonder if Amber Heards parents watched 21 jumpstreet as they were feeding her and said.. one day you will marry him and shit in his bed and not ours.

coke whores gonna coke whore

 

[huskers1217]

How do you tell the difference between a legit massage parlor and one of those sleezy hand job jerk off parlor?

you can try a chain like massage envy..


i bet @Dole ver 2.0 has a groupon

 

[Handicappers]

you can try a chain like massage envy..


i bet @Dole ver 2.0 has a groupon

Is Groupon still a thing?

 

[huskers1217]

Is Groupon still a thing?

yep

also, check your health insurance and get with a chiropractor.

normally you can get a nice massage there for the price of a specialized visit.

 

[Handicappers]

yep

also, check your health insurance and get with a chiropractor.

normally you can get a nice massage there for the price of a specialized visit.

That’s a great idea. They have those electro patch thingies that stimulate the muscle. Not a high voltage shock, but I low voltage tingle that will make my meat twitch.

 

[wildturkey]

How do you tell the difference between a legit massage parlor and one of those sleezy hand job jerk off parlor?

Park outside of one for about an hour and watch how many old men walk in and stay for a couple of minutes

 

[Handicappers]

 

[huskers1217]

anyone want to run their own hotel?

https://www.ten-x.com/listing/745-monroe-st-null-tallahassee-fl-32303/1000016172/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=PaidSocial&utm_term=Hotel-NA&utm_name=20021447-1000016172-2022Jun20-NA&utm_campaign=Asset_Prospecting_Lead-Hotel-AssetProspecting-PDP-06102021&utm_content=SIID0001-PID0103-CAM-0035-NA-TID0012&fbclid=IwAR2pcT1H7oBb7LIK5HiNT7mEzhZwlGZzxupVFDEnetZ1CDfRzvKj48LwfQc

 

[gobigred]

anyone want to run their own hotel?

https://www.ten-x.com/listing/745-monroe-st-null-tallahassee-fl-32303/1000016172/?utm_source=Facebook&utm_medium=PaidSocial&utm_term=Hotel-NA&utm_name=20021447-1000016172-2022Jun20-NA&utm_campaign=Asset_Prospecting_Lead-Hotel-AssetProspecting-PDP-06102021&utm_content=SIID0001-PID0103-CAM-0035-NA-TID0012&fbclid=IwAR2pcT1H7oBb7LIK5HiNT7mEzhZwlGZzxupVFDEnetZ1CDfRzvKj48LwfQc

It’s all you. I am sure you need an actual job

 

[Inquisitor]

you can try a chain like massage envy..


i bet @Dole ver 2.0 has a groupon

Is Groupon still a thing?

Make sure it's a Groupon and not a Gropeon.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

coke whores gonna coke whore

 

[Dolemite censored]

@moxie packing for her trip:

 

[huskers1217]

I woke up this morning at 5:45 because the damn walkie talkie we got the kids started having people talk on it. scared the shit out of me.

 

[Hu War Yu]

When you get a nice raise

Then realize about half of it will go to taxes

 

[gobigred]

When you get a nice raise

Then realize about half of it will go to taxes