tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[huskers1217]

do you peoples cheerios really not smell like pee?

I haven't ate cherrios in probably 20 years. do you dumb 3 lbs of sugar in it to make it taste better?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

I haven't ate cherrios in probably 20 years. do you dumb 3 lbs of sugar in it to make it taste better?

no i just eat the piss

 

[Peter Gozintite]

do you peoples cheerios really not smell like pee?

My pee only smells like cherios when im dehydrated

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

My pee only smells like cherios when im dehydrated

so your cheerios do smell like piss.

thank you.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

so your cheerios do smell like piss.

thank you.

Not when i put them in vanilla greek yogurt

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Not when i put them in vanilla greek yogurt

 

[Dolemite censored]

That idiot Nick Cannon is expecting more kids. I guess he loves paying child support.

On the other hand, what is on the minds of the women who get impregnated by someone with multiple other children? He can't have that much money to go around.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Man, it's rough seeing all the dudes I went to HS with going bald.

It's only a matter of time before the reaper comes for me.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Man, it's rough seeing all the dudes I went to HS with going bald.

It's only a matter of time before the reaper comes for me.

not a problem for everyone

 

[gobigred]

not a problem for everyone

 

[HammerDown]

I haven't ate cherrios in probably 20 years. do you dumb 3 lbs of sugar in it to make it taste better?

Yes, you pour 3lbs of processed sugar on the processed breakfast food and then sit down and let it slowly take your life.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

not a problem for everyone

 

[HammerDown]

It's 2 years past time to watch The Nerds again. And Porky's!

 

[HammerDown]

not a problem for everyone

You know what, FUCK YOU, Peter!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

If I can go from buzz to shoulder length in a year in my late 30s, im good right? RIGHT?

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

Man, it's rough seeing all the dudes I went to HS with going bald.

It's only a matter of time before the reaper comes for me.

I definitely got my hair from my maternal grandpa. Only hair he has left is a horseshoe around the back, but it’s still got a lot of color. He’ll be 70 in November.

My paternal grandpa will be 80 in December and he still has a full head of hair, but he was completely gray when he was 35. My hairline has been slowly receding for last couple years, but not a gray hair to be found

 

[NU_WTF?]

If I can go from buzz to shoulder length in a year in my late 30s, im good right? RIGHT?

they say look at your moms dad to find out. My grandpa had a full head of hair til he died. My dad has a full head of hair at 70 so im good either way.

LOL at all the baldies!!

 

[Peter Gozintite]

You know what, FUCK YOU, Peter!

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

they say look at your moms dad to find out.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I mean it isnt always the case. I got a pair of cousins who got fucked in the genetic lottery. they inherited everything from their dads side. ALL males (cousins)except them are over 6' tall and full heads of hair they went bald in high school (well one did the other started using rogane and other hair crap in high school) and both are like 5'7" at their tallest so it is clearly not a hard fast "rule"

ive honestly never looked into it as it isnt an area of concern for me but i mean i would think if you're not even showing a little bald (seems by late 30's theres always that starter balding and the top back of the head if youre goina be)

meh