tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[beardown07]

Bout to watch the new Top Gun while pretty baked.

This is gonna be an experience.

Yer an experience.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Just bought 9th row, 30 yard line tickets to the Packers at Bears game in December.

Hope I don't get murdered.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Or why the hell would you want to watch the Bears @beardown07 ? Do you like suffering ?

Shut up, you balding, gray bearded, fuckstick.

 

[beardown07]

Somehow...very weirdly...by the end of the night, I will have followers willing to wage war. lulz

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Somehow...very weirdly...by the end of the night, I will have followers willing to wage war. lulz

And take 3 days to recover. Hahaha

 

[beardown07]

And take 3 days to recover. Hahaha

Oh sure, that's a given.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Oh sure, that's a given.

I picture Braveheart, with less hair, more anger, and the same smell.

 

[moxie]

21 years married today.

 

[Inquisitor]

Did anyone else survive last night?

 

[Hu War Yu]

Did anyone else survive last night?

I guess so

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Did anyone else survive last night?

I may have, but I'm not sure, yet.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I have been pickled since Thursday. Have a cousin in town, and he may kill me today. We have gone through more beer and booze, than I have in years. Maybe a decade since I have drank this much. Cases of beer, and bottles of booze. This fucker need to go home.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I have been pickled since Thursday. Have a cousin in town, and he may kill me today. We have gone through more beer and booze, than I have in years. Maybe a decade since I have drank this much. Cases of beer, and bottles of booze. This fucker need to go home.

Wife is gone for the weekend so I'm doing some family sized gin and tonics. Kids are staying out of the way.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wife is gone for the weekend so I'm doing some family sized gin and tonics. Kids are staying out of the way.

My recycle bin, which is a huge rolling dumpster type can, it about a case a beer cans short of being full. I think we drank 50 beers yesterday, and that was a recovery day. Please send ts n ps

 

[Hu War Yu]

My recycle bin, which is a huge rolling dumpster type can, it about a case a beer cans short of being full. I think we drank 50 beers yesterday, and that was a recovery day. Please send ts n ps

Cheesus... I don't think I've ever drank 20+ beers in a day. I got a weenie bladder.

Maybe I've drank a 12 pack once, over a 10 hour period

 

[gobigred]

My recycle bin, which is a huge rolling dumpster type can, it about a case a beer cans short of being full. I think we drank 50 beers yesterday, and that was a recovery day. Please send ts n ps

 

[NU_WTF?]

Cheesus... I don't think I've ever drank 20+ beers in a day. I got a weenie bladder.

Maybe I've drank a 12 pack once, over a 10 hour period

In my younger years camping meant everyone brought a case of beer and an ounce of weed and the case was usually a 30pack of whatever was cheap mostly the champagne of beer

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Cheesus... I don't think I've ever drank 20+ beers in a day. I got a weenie bladder.

Maybe I've drank a 12 pack once, over a 10 hour period

I can put them away if Im in the mood.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I have been pickled since Thursday. Have a cousin in town, and he may kill me today. We have gone through more beer and booze, than I have in years. Maybe a decade since I have drank this much. Cases of beer, and bottles of booze. This fucker need to go home.

A pickled Pee-pee???

Yeah, that sounds too much like a dick in a jar.

It's supposed to be whiskey in a jar and dick in a box.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Are you here to take him away?

Ha, ha. Very funny, motherfucker.