tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[huskers1217]

you drove a screw in, with a hammer? Im going to need to you turn in your tools

I did that putting my swing set up. Fuck those big ass screws

 

[NU_WTF?]

I did that putting my swing set up. Fuck those big ass screws

Umm sir the instructions clearly state you gotta buy a 16" long 3/8 bit and drill the hole set for level in your Yard. SMH

 

[BigRedMoe]

I did that putting my swing set up. Fuck those big ass screws

So what you're saying is.... you and @moxie have the same manliness quotient?

 

[tabascojet]

Fuck those big ass screws

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Potato potahto

except one is easier, and requires a single step.

 

[CorpRebel]

N'brasku wimmern folk = Dole wet dreams

Spoiler

 

[steelerssb]

Chatty bassturds

 

[NU_WTF?]

except one is easier, and requires a single step.

Yea wax paper is simpler for sure than rubber a candle all over the bracket, don't be so hard on yourself

 

[blindbaby]

It's rainy and cold up here half the year; the other half of the year is decent enough. No water worries up here at least. Hell, even the stuff that flows in the ditches is better than the stuff in SoCal. Taxes aren't too, too bad here, although the secret is out and taxes are starting to rise along with the lack of affordable housing.

 

[steelerssb]

Client: "Why can't we be as successful as X and Y accounts."
*looks into data and finds at worst in some areas it's a wash and also theirs has been absolutely crushing those two on a specific service, and that's despite one spending 35% more."
Client: <unintelligible New Yorker noises>

 

[Hu War Yu]

Client: <unintelligible New Yorker noises>

And what might those be? A bunch of "oh yeah?" and "c'mere a minute?"

 

[steelerssb]

And what might those be? A bunch of "oh yeah?" and "c'mere a minute?"

I don't actually think it was words, from the recording I saw it was more an obnoxious New Yorker knew he just got called out for not knowing what the fuck he's talking about and just made noises with an accent.

 

[steelerssb]

@moxie as a kid

 

[moxie]

So what you're saying is.... you and @moxie have the same manliness quotient?

Pretty sure I'm way more butch than that chiona!

 

[blindbaby]

Da da da da, da, da...my chiona.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Pretty sure I'm way more butch than that chiona!

Wutsa Chiona? My phone keeps wanting to spell it as China

 

[moxie]

Wutsa Chiona? My phone keeps wanting to spell it as China

lil' crybaby

 

[Peter Gozintite]

What are these water droplets falling from thw sky?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Leveraged my suave on a hottie in the mall. Damn she was fine! 5'6" 140 +/-, about 45 and no sunburned, wrinkled skin. She dug my class and sophistication. I was totally low key. When I quoted Sartre during the convo, she got wet. I suggested drinks (it was happy hour!!). We hit the cheesecake factory. No happy hour there!! Bitch! Then she wanted to order food but it was before she gave me the signal that there was going to be access. Food? At those prices? No end game in sight. Fuck that shit. I went to the men's room and set the alarm on my cell phone. Just as she was going to signal the waitress over, my alarm went off and I told her I had an important business meeting. Hey, I paid for the drinks, assholes. Then I left. No further investment unless it leads to the honey hole.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I know all their moves. All of them.