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Le ho fouk...some people just don't know how to let go.. :facepalm:

Bosszilla at 1PM staff meeting: "Okay, so I will probably retire at the end of the year..."
Can’t you just get someone to #metoo his ass already! Sheesh.
 
Can’t you just get someone to #metoo his ass already! Sheesh.
Funny you should mention, I'm actually shocked that this hasn't happened to him already. He makes all kind of inappropriate comments on the daily, usually not sexual but stuff that would be considered offensive to some protected group or other.

He did send out a company-wide email re: my (and the other guy's) promotion
 
Damn. I used to regularly snap women co-employee's bras as they walked by. I'd get crucified if I was a public figure today.

Bra snapping: Place your left or right index finger in the middle of her back and under the bra clips, stretch the bra back and let it go like a rubber band...

Hilarious to me at the time.
 
Funny you should mention, I'm actually shocked that this hasn't happened to him already. He makes all kind of inappropriate comments on the daily, usually not sexual but stuff that would be considered offensive to some protected group or other.

He did send out a company-wide email re: my (and the other guy's) promotion

Same. I handed a pack of Captain's Wafers to a black girl today, winked, then asked if she ever had any crackers in her mouth.
 
Just listening to Pat McAfee on his podcast describe the next WWE PPV show, how the fuck can any adult still be watching wrestling?
 
Just listening to Pat McAfee on his podcast describe the next WWE PPV show, how the fuck can any adult still be watching wrestling?

honestly, i tried the other week and it was just awful.

the acts are interesting at all. no charisma. I can't believe kids watch this crap anymore.
 
since i know you guys really care.....

Nebraska is the ONLY state in North America where you have to drive through 3 different states to get to the ocean.

FWSpu8mWYAAUiUh
 
since i know you guys really care.....

Nebraska is the ONLY state in North America where you have to drive through 3 different states to get to the ocean.

FWSpu8mWYAAUiUh

Liechtenstein and Uzbekistan are the only doubly landlocked countries in the world
 
I’ve go all the way down to Stockbridge, like 30 miles south of Atlanta tomorrow morning to tour the “plant of the future.” Motherfuckers, I drilled and blasted all of their utility trenches and drilled all their anchor bolt holes for all the towers so they could build that new plant. I’ve spent enough time at that shit hole, but the only Mrs Winners Chicken left that I know of is located there at least
 
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