tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Aliens as a possibility >>>>>>>>Samsquamtch

Holy. Fuck.
I just had the most disturbing thought.
What if Dole is Jamammy?!?
Jams believed in Samsquamtch.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Holy. Fuck.
I just had the most disturbing thought.
What if Dole is Jamammy?!?
Jams believed in Samsquamtch.

Do some research into California Bigfoot, and take note of the quality of the witnesses.

I take a lot of shit from the ignorant retarded morons on here, but I am undeterred in my belief that the creature(s) exist.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Is @moxie back from Wimbledon yet?

 

[Hu War Yu]

And to think, I used to have so much fun with puns.



The bathtub? Was it a hot day?

Not so bad on Sunday. He's just a strange kat

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

How many you need?

More than 3 okay

 

[NU_WTF?]

More than 3 okay

And you use all 3?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

And you use all 3?

One to work, one to lift and one to poop.

I want a backup in case one breaks.

 

[NU_WTF?]

One to work, one to lift and one to poop.

I want a backup in case one breaks.

Pooping headphones?

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Pooping headphones?

Yea.

I listen to podcasts while I poop. What of it.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Yea.

I listen to podcasts while I poop. What of it.

Why do you need headphones for that? My wife listens to books and music but that's what our Alexas got put in all the bathrooms when she fucked around and pushed us into the arms of another ai woman named Lola (my wife's nickname for Google)

 

[Dolemite censored]

Was she a showgirl with feathers in her hair?

pushed us into the arms of another ai woman named Lola

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Why do you need headphones for that? My wife listens to books and music but that's what our Alexas got put in all the bathrooms when she fucked around and pushed us into the arms of another ai woman named Lola (my wife's nickname for Google)

I can’t poop in hotel rooms if the broad is in the room without headphones. Gotta get in my own lil poopzone to make it work. So I just headphone it up for all poops now.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Was she a showgirl with feathers in her hair?

Digital feathers

 

[NU_WTF?]

I can’t poop in hotel rooms if the broad is in the room without headphones. Gotta get in my own lil poopzone to make it work. So I just headphone it up for all poops now.

Lol I'm dead

 

[Inquisitor]

I can’t poop in hotel rooms if the broad is in the room without headphones. Gotta get in my own lil poopzone to make it work. So I just headphone it up for all poops now.

You gotta be shitting me.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I can’t poop in hotel rooms if the broad is in the room without headphones. Gotta get in my own lil poopzone to make it work.

No shit?

 

[Dolemite censored]

This definitely passes the smell test.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I can’t poop in hotel rooms if the broad is in the room without headphones. Gotta get in my own lil poopzone to make it work. So I just headphone it up for all poops now.

What a load of crap.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I can’t poop in hotel rooms if the broad is in the room without headphones. Gotta get in my own lil poopzone to make it work. So I just headphone it up for all poops now.

You should dump her.

 

[Center Ice]

I can’t poop in hotel rooms if the broad is in the room without headphones. Gotta get in my own lil poopzone to make it work. So I just headphone it up for all poops now.

Shitty problem dude.