tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[beardown07]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Dafuq being short have to do with any goddamn thing, you fucking heightist?!

 

[moxie]

my fucking kids think if you keep stuffing clothes in the washer, and then just stuff some more, as long as the lid kind kind of closes, its good. My daughter stuffed a load in the washer one day, and after the cycle was done, some of the fucking clothes hadnt even gotten wet. I hate everyone in my house.

Get ‘em one of those old-timey washer board things and make them do it by hand in a bucket

 

[moxie]

Just headbutt him in the nuts. He’ll bring that stupid hand down.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Back to school sales are underway. I use this time to buy all the office supplies for the next year.

 

[gobigred]

Back to school sales are underway. I use this time to buy all the office supplies for the next year.

I’ve seen that too

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Back to school sales are underway. I use this time to buy all the office supplies for the next year.

We went to office depot a week ago. The wife got all nostalgic for back to school shopping. Somethings I dont miss.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Fucking 96 bright multipurpose printing paper is expensive as hell.

 

[moxie]

Also- wtf with this Mind Over Murder shit that happened in Nebraska? Like seriously- wtf? You cornhuskers got some ‘splaining to do.

Number one: Bee-AT-triss? Is that how that name is really pronounced? I’ve always thought it was BE-uh-triss.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I’ve seen that too

I figured you'd be all over that. Don't you get to expense that also?

 

[moxie]

Back to school sales are underway. I use this time to buy all the office supplies for the next year.

Yeah, I saw that shit during Independence Day shopping. Damn kids are barely out of school and they’re already gearing up to send them back?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Yeah, I saw that shit during Independence Day shopping. Damn kids are barely out of school and they’re already gearing up to send them back?

That's nothing. Costco already has some Halloween stuff out.

Reminds me to check that leftover candy in the garage...

 

[tabascojet]

I figured you'd be all over that. Don't you get to expense that also?

Bech please. He has every parent buy it for him and sells the excess on ebay.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Yeah, I saw that shit during Independence Day shopping. Damn kids are barely out of school and they’re already gearing up to send them back?

 

[tabascojet]

Yeah, I saw that shit during Independence Day shopping. Damn kids are barely out of school and they’re already gearing up to send them back?

Year round school for all those fuckers.

 

[moxie]

That's nothing. Costco already has some Halloween stuff out.

Reminds me to check that leftover candy in the garage...

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[BigRedMoe]

Too funny.

Arnold Schwarzenegger ‘deliberately farted in my face,’ actress claims

Miriam Margolyes is making a big stink about her time on set with the action star: “Now, I fart, of course I do – but I don’t fart in people’s faces.”

nypost.com

Meh. She's a gross old lezzy. This is the only way she can stay relevant.

 

[BigRedMoe]

He got the ones that watch you while you beat off.

Pedro pays good money for that type of thing.

 

[BigRedMoe]

my fucking kids think if you keep stuffing clothes in the washer, and then just stuff some more, as long as the lid kind kind of closes, its good. My daughter stuffed a load in the washer one day, and after the cycle was done, some of the fucking clothes hadnt even gotten wet. I hate everyone in my house.

My Daughter killed two dryers by over stuffing them before she was even 10 years old.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Also- wtf with this Mind Over Murder shit that happened in Nebraska? Like seriously- wtf? You cornhuskers got some ‘splaining to do.

Number one: Bee-AT-triss? Is that how that name is really pronounced? I’ve always thought it was BE-uh-triss.

Yup. Bee-At-riss. We say Nor-Fork for Norfolk too.

Wait, what happened in Beatrice? I've driven through there hundreds if not thousands of times. My favorite Runza is there..... Is Runza ok?