tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Skerpokes]

Just had a $53 filet. Worth every penny.

 

[Skerpokes]

How long do you have?
An even somewhat thorough list will take quite a while.

Pffffft. Have you met my ex-wife? I get a list of things on the daily.

 

[Inquisitor]

Mattress Mack bets 2 million on the Astros to win it all.

He'd win 10.6 million if they did.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Pffffft. Have you met my ex-wife? I get a list of things on the daily.

You still hear from her? Isn’t that a violation of the protection order?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Just had a $53 filet. Worth every penny.

That’s 32 Costco hot dogs and sodas. Lunch for a month. And I don’t have to tip.

 

[Hu War Yu]

MOAR MEAT To Eat - Right?

Smoked pork butt?

Steamship round?

Jerks

 

[tabascojet]

Smoked pork butt?

Whole ham?

Just needs some Swiss cheese pickles and nice loaf of pressed bread. @Peter Gozintite

 

[Skerpokes]

That’s 32 Costco hot dogs and sodas. Lunch for a month. And I don’t have to tip.

F that. Eat drink and be merry. For tomorrow you may die.

 

[huskers1217]

Good thread

 

[huskers1217]

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Mattress Mack bets 2 million on the Astros to win it all.

He'd win 10.6 million if they did.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I just bought tickets to Post Malone. WTF is wrong with me?

Did you recently get into meth? MDMA? Midol?

 

[BigRedMoe]

Absolutely nothing and don’t let these fucking H8RS tell you anything different because they’re just a bunch of fucking H8RS.

*slides Midol across table*

 

[BigRedMoe]

It's....truly something. I get the messaging around body positivity, loving the skin you're in and that sometimes it's healthier to put on a few pounds than the inverse.

But yeah, telling people (especially kids) morbid obesity is fine and dandy and we all need to think it's just so beautiful is crossing the Rubicon.

Has Michelle Obama weighed in on this? Serious Q.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Just had a $53 filet. Worth every penny.

Nice. Bought some $53 Wagyu Ribeyes a couple weekends ago. Made me nervous to cook them. They were fucking awesome.

 

[Skerpokes]

Did you recently get into meth? MDMA? Midol?

No, but never say never.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Good thread

"slapped" among the dumbest phrases circling earth today

"been a minute" close behind

 

[huskers1217]

electric bill went from 279 to 345

 

[huskers1217]

 

[Dolemite censored]

F that. Eat drink and be merry. For tomorrow you may die.

Until then I want to save as much money as possible.

 

[beardown07]

Just had a $53 filet. Worth every penny.

$53 dollars for the worst cut of steak!?

Was it smothered or wrapped in something that's actually good??