tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[NU_WTF?]

well it is texas sooo

So extra queer

 

[Inquisitor]

Texas to reclaim title of world's largest Buc-ee's with new store in Luling

The nation's largest Buc-ee's store is slated to be constructed in Luling, where it belongs...in Texas. It'll be home to your favorite snacks, the cleanest bathrooms and endless gas stations.

abc13.com

Stopped plenty of times at the Luling one when the wife worked in Victoria.

But Texas will once again have the biggest one.

 

[huskers1217]

I call bullshit

 

[huskers1217]

 

[moxie]

@moxie:

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[NU_WTF?]

I call bullshit

Your mom's

 

[NU_WTF?]

All braided up?

 

[moxie]

I call bullshit

Pretty much mine is the moment I hear the alarm..

“Oh, fuck my life. Not this shit again” <snooze>

 

[Hu War Yu]

The world's largest Buccees with the world's cleanest bathrooms is in New Braunfels not far from Schlitterbahn.

I'm sorry, that can't possibly be the name of a real place. It sounds like the German word for what happens to a virgin on her wedding night

 

[NU_WTF?]

Pretty much mine is the moment I hear the alarm..

“Oh, fuck my life. Not this shit again” <snooze>

 

[Dolemite censored]

I call bullshit

Agreed, bullshit. I'm a pissed off motherfucker by the time I've read 4-5 emails from fools and this is by 7am Pacific time since I deal with a lot of East Coast morons.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I just don't get your aversion to and avoidance of completing and timely submitting your time record. This task gets you money! And the only things more important than money are the Creator and then the Second Coming.

Get your shit together, chica.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I just don't get your aversion to and avoidance of completing and timely submitting your time record. This task gets you money! And the only things more important than money are the Creator and then the Second Coming.

Get your shit together, chica.

Good sex is in 6th place, right after good food and a warm place to take a dump.

 

[NU_WTF?]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid0eJzCCugJ6tpLMhnfmbjAnSn2xd3aCst5y4LGMNq3nvfyvMZWKmVhUdZGcWQQheZAl&id=90119719152

Do you know how to make a link

 

[tabascojet]

Redirect Notice

 

[williewilliejuan]

Stopped plenty of times at the Luling one when the wife worked in Victoria.

But Texas will once again have the biggest one.

This probably belongs in the pet peeves thread, but if you are at a Buccees and have finished pumping your gas, move your car to a parking space before going into the store to shop. Half the time when you go there, all of the pumps are occupied with empty cars that sit there blocking the pumps for half an hour.

 

[NU_WTF?]

Redirect Notice

There you go, lay off the Facebook gayness

 

[williewilliejuan]

I call bullshit

Did they only poll Mormons or some such shit?

 

[tabascojet]

There you go, lay off the Facebook gayness

I'm not going to fuck you so stop trying so hard.

 

[NU_WTF?]

I'm not going to fuck you so stop trying so hard.

You don't have enough money to be in the same room with me, pleb. Keep dreaming Facebook fag