tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Not touchin' that one ...

I like you too much.
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Dole ver 2.0 said:
I just don't get your aversion to and avoidance of completing and timely submitting your time record. This task gets you money! And the only things more important than money are the Creator and then the Second Coming.

Get your shit together, chica.
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Because it’s menial and bothersome.
 
NU_FTW said:
Maybe just give in and be all like, "meh"
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I just told my friend- let’s be real. You know I’m going to show up an hour late, hair a mess, no lashes, fucked up manicure and in a pissy mood, yelling, ‘I NEED A DRINK!” as soon as I walk in :laugh:
 
moxie said:
I just told my friend- let’s be real. You know I’m going to show up an hour late, hair a mess, no lashes, fucked up manicure and in a pissy mood, yelling, ‘I NEED A DRINK!” as soon as I walk in :laugh:
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Awesome, bar is set let's see if you can make it in lower 😂
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I she muskrat Susie, or muskrat Sam?

EDIT: Help!!! I just quoted one of the worst songs ever made.
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Once there was this kid who
Got into an accident and couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned from black into bright white
He said that it was from when
The cars had smashed so hard
 
Gonna probably show up hammered for softball tonight.

This should be fun.
 
moxie said:
That’s Saturday. But now I have a hair appointment (in SF) that morning so I’m gonna be running late all day and piss everyone off. By the time I get to the party, I’ll be so frazzled and annoyed, I’ll start drinking heavily even though I already told myself I didn’t want to (have another thing to attend at 11am on Sunday) but I’m pretty sure maxie was making a pitcher of margaritas when I said that.
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Monkey Pox has gone wild in S.F. Please tell me your hairdresser is NOT a gay man.

If so cancel. You might wind up with beautiful hair but covered in lesions …

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moxie said:
That’s Saturday. But now I have a hair appointment (in SF) that morning so I’m gonna be running late all day and piss everyone off. By the time I get to the party, I’ll be so frazzled and annoyed, I’ll start drinking heavily even though I already told myself I didn’t want to (have another thing to attend at 11am on Sunday) but I’m pretty sure maxie was making a pitcher of margaritas when I said that.
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Maxie!
Maxie!
Maxie!
 
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