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Coat!! Fat guy in a little coat!
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Guess who is on her second box of Georgia peaches - with a third (and unfortunately last for the season) on the way???
True story. When I met my wife, I was sort of seeing a girl from Georgia. Kind of a casual, friends with benefits sort of deal. Then I met mrs. willie and we started to see each other casually. One day, I was out with the future mrs. wwj and the Georgia girl called me. I didn’t pick up, but she saw who it was and got a little jealous. Later, mrs. wwj and I got more serious and the Georgia friend went away. This was 18 years ago. To this day, if I buy peaches or something that contains peaches, she brings up Ms. Georgia.Guess who is on her second box of Georgia peaches - with a third (and unfortunately last for the season) on the way???
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Awwwww that’s so sweet
If insane jealousy is sweet, I guess so.
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If she ever changes, call a lawyer.
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Yer wife is jealous of fucking fruit? Oh for fucks sake kill her already
Women can't remember what that message was from the doctor's office 15 minutes ago, but shit from 20 years ago is right at the forefront so the can remind you and remind you and remind you again and again.
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Well, I dig some Georgia peaches
Make me feel right at home
Make me feel right at home
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It’s not fucking insane, okay? You wanna see fucking insane? You can be shown fucking insane, motherfucker.
Peace, youngun...Happy to report that maxie was being nice last weekend…I just opened the compact I had in my weekend purse and there were my fake lashes, perfectly stuck to the mirror
Cherries are in season here, and they are at their lowest price yet at $1.99/lb.
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No cherries for me, thanks. Not on my list of palatable flavors.
My #2 guy: "Hey Bosszilla and Hu, I think we should create a sharepoint for our department
Me: Great idea, let's roll
Bosszilla: sure I guess so, what is it?
#2 guy: <explains it very well>
Bosszilla: Okay then.
Bosszilla, 15 minutes later: What is this? I just got this in my inbox, what's it about?
It was the invite to join the group
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Shockingly un-American.
My wife is Filipino. I’ve seen insane.
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Oh for fucks sake someone kill this old fart already.
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I like red meat, not red sugar bombs. Sue me.
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I’ve had a little Filipino in me. They can be cruel, as all Asians are genetically programmed to be. But I’d put my 30% against them all day, every day and twice on Sunday.
Every.
Fucking.
Day.
Just kidding- I’m polite as fuck. Everyone knows that.
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