tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Adults who ask to drink your water since they didn't bring their own to games are SCUM
 
One need everyone has is a dive bar where you can get stupid drunk at every week while bullshitting about Star Wars with the bartender getting you drunk, as he's also drinking.

Anyway good freaking night.
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Also, I'm not sure if I'm going to be able to do this double duty job for 2 whole months. The side job is Investor Relations. Most of them are on the east coast. The first call this morning was scheduled for 7am ET. I went to bed around midnight, PT. Not cool, bro.
 
Like, out of the same container and you aren't either banging or related to them by blood?
Yea.

It's fucking disgusting.

"I forgot my water, can I get a drink of yours?"

Bro, you're 50, I'm not your fucking mom.

Hockey culture is pretty gross about that shit. At any given time, there are 7 of the same fucking water bottle on the bench, so people just grab one.

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I wrap mine in like 6 different colors of tape so it stands out. Don't want some fucko drinking from my shit.
 
Yea.

It's fucking disgusting.

"I forgot my water, can I get a drink of yours?"

Bro, you're 50, I'm not your fucking mom.

Hockey culture is pretty gross about that shit. At any given time, there are 7 of the same fucking water bottle on the bench, so people just grab one.

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I wrap mine in like 6 different colors of tape so it stands out. Don't want some fucko drinking from my shit.
I wouldn't even know what to say if someone asked me for a drink out of my reusable bottle. For a throw away, it would be a look of "umm...wtf?" followed by a long swig and, "here - you can have the rest."

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"is it possible to get to chicago in time for a dinner?"

This is going to be my life for 7 more weeks. :cry:
 
Aye chingao!!

"sure - here's what I'm showing is available today, all the later flights are sold out <sends 7 options from LGA/JFK/EWR to ORD>"

"oh, sorry - i'll be leaving from PDX - this is for the August 29th trip"

Yeah, kind of an important detail :facepalm:
 
I wouldn't even know what to say if someone asked me for a drink out of my reusable bottle. For a throw away, it would be a look of "umm...wtf?" followed by a long swig and, "here - you can have the rest."

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I said "nah."

He was also the kind of person who wouldn't shut the fuck up after each shift, so he wasn't in my good graces from the start.

Oh, you want to annoy the fuck out of me and ask me for something? Nice plan, bud.
 
Aye chingao!!

"sure - here's what I'm showing is available today, all the later flights are sold out <sends 7 options from LGA/JFK/EWR to ORD>"

"oh, sorry - i'll be leaving from PDX - this is for the August 29th trip"

Yeah, kind of an important detail :facepalm:
PDX is portland, right?
 
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