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ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
Whoever it was who was tweaking about people *gasp* parking on the street, they'd hate my neighbor.
She has driveway. She has a garage. She has one car.
She has such an issue with people parking on the street in from of her house, she parks in front of it, instead of in her garage or driveway, just so no one else parks in front of her house.
She's even been known to put her garbage cans out when she leaves so no one will park in front of her house while she's gone. When she gets back, she puts her garbage cans away. It's so weird.
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lol

I have a neighbor like that. Dude doesn't park in front of his house, but if someone else does, he'll knock on doors until he finds the car owner and he'll ask them to move.

Awhile back, one of the neighbors was having a party and he did that. Several drunks from the party decided to confront him about it. I was working in my yard, so I grabbed a beach chair from the garage and sat and watched the show.

They yelled at each other for a bit. At one point it looked like there was going to be a fight. But a couple of folks saw me sitting in my chair watching and laughing. I guess that clued them in to how stupid they looked, because there a couple more ''fuck you's'' and then everyone went inside.

I was very disappointed.
 
Hu War Yu said:
I've got a neighbor like that, as well. Very touchy about his house and the sidewalk in front of it. The house on his other side, he used to get into fights with the owner all the time. That owner finally sold the house, but then the new owners have been doing a complete remodel since buying it, so he's had noise, dirt, and scaffolding over his porch for the past 2 years
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I bet Mr. Touchy is having fits!
Even the most easy-going people get tired of it when a neighbor does a long and messy remodel.

I first learned about her "I lose my shit if anyone parks in front of my house ... even if I'm out of town so don't even see it" ... when part of our common fence came down in a storm and we had a guy fixing it. She was out of town when we scheduled to have it fixed, and she contacted me and asked me to please ask the guy fixing the fence to not park in front of her house.
 
ukfanfrombirth(cali cat) said:
I bet Mr. Touchy is having fits!
Even the most easy-going people get tired of it when a neighbor does a long and messy remodel.

I first learned about her "I lose my shit if anyone parks in front of my house ... even if I'm out of town so don't even see it" ... when part of our common fence came down in a storm and we had a guy fixing it. She was out of town when we scheduled to have it fixed, and she contacted me and asked me to please ask the guy fixing the fence to not park in front of her house.
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I tend to tell those people to fuck off right off the bat. I had a neighbor that was parking in my driveway when we bought the house. She had some story about how her landscapers came, and she didn't want her car to get dusty. So I told her to park anywhere along the 50 yards of open sidewalk. She didn't like it. So I started parking in her driveway, and told her I didn't like the pine needles from the tree next door. She told me to move it, and I told her I would the following day.

She tried to call a tow truck, and they wouldn't touch it. The guy told her it's not illegal to park in someone's driveway, and if it's registered he can't touch it.

That was 11 years ago, and we still haven't spoke again since. Lovely.
 
“Do we have any options to get a flight back to Portland today instead of tomorrow? I’ll know by 10am if I need it.”

How many more days of this shit?! :Cry:
 
moxie said:
“Do we have any options to get a flight back to Portland today instead of tomorrow? I’ll know by 10am if I need it.”

How many more days of this shit?! :Cry:
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"Living The Dream" - huh? :drink:
 
Flavortown Tebow said:
Individually plucking nose hairs = goat non kinky self induced pain.
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hair nose GIF


Do it.
 
huskers1217 said:
to be fair letterkenny problems GIF


the number of days you have to put up with this shit directly corresponds with your age.

if you are 75 you have a few days remaining

if you are 22...you are fucked
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It’s my second job, not my primary. Covering someone’s sabbatical and she’s back on October 10th, so that many days left of this shit.

Motherfucker :tsk:
 
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