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moxie said:
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Me gustan las mujeres de Hoop.
 
Peter Gozintite said:
I tend to tell those people to fuck off right off the bat. I had a neighbor that was parking in my driveway when we bought the house. She had some story about how her landscapers came, and she didn't want her car to get dusty. So I told her to park anywhere along the 50 yards of open sidewalk. She didn't like it. So I started parking in her driveway, and told her I didn't like the pine needles from the tree next door. She told me to move it, and I told her I would the following day.

She tried to call a tow truck, and they wouldn't touch it. The guy told her it's not illegal to park in someone's driveway, and if it's registered he can't touch it.

That was 11 years ago, and we still haven't spoke again since. Lovely.
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She caught me completely off guard. She seemed pretty reasonable, at least at first. She went with the guy I had bid on the job and didn't ask to have anyone of her own come in to bid. It wasn't until she left town, then started constantly contacting me (and this is after, just trying to be nice, I offered to send her pictures of the progress each day) bugging me about every little thing, and then the parking thing came up. I was genuinely flabbergasted by her request, and asked questions, 'cause I thought I must be misunderstanding. After that, I just decided avoiding her as much as possible was the best idea moving forward.
 
Was just accosted in my fucking backyard by the fucking nazi HOA cunts.

They came from the neighboring "common area". It's the well-house lot. It;'s not like a park er some shit. The cement tards from our addition project, blew their hose out, like 4 fucking feet onto that property. Mind you, they drove the fucking mixer across that property to get to mine, and smushed themselves a path into the grasses, and that was not a problem, but a 3 ft swath of cement water on top of that smushed grass IS.

Then they bitched that I had my RV in the driveway for too long after the last trip. It was like 2 days over their ghey rule, cuz I was waiting for a part. We have a provided parking spot a mile or two away, so they'd prefer I take it down there for a fucking day, bring it back up for a day to work on, and then back down to the lot. Eat shit and live. Get the fuck out of my back yard ya cunt.

Worst part, is that prick brought his goddamned child to soften the blow of him being a loser.
 
Dudes had to traipse through the fucking forest floor to get to me...lol. Total lunatics.
 
I used to have neighbors at my former house and we could not stand each other.

One July 4th, I set off about 2 - 100 firecracker strings behind their fence at 7 am. I could hear the neighbor wife curse at me.

That was big fun.

She called the cops. Cops came out and asked if I set off the fireworks. I said no. They wanted to see my back yard. I said no. They went away.
 
beardown07 said:
Was just accosted in my fucking backyard by the fucking nazi HOA cunts.

They came from the neighboring "common area". It's the well-house lot. It;'s not like a park er some shit. The cement tards from our addition project, blew their hose out, like 4 fucking feet onto that property. Mind you, they drove the fucking mixer across that property to get to mine, and smushed themselves a path into the grasses, and that was not a problem, but a 3 ft swath of cement water on top of that smushed grass IS.

Then they bitched that I had my RV in the driveway for too long after the last trip. It was like 2 days over their ghey rule, cuz I was waiting for a part. We have a provided parking spot a mile or two away, so they'd prefer I take it down there for a fucking day, bring it back up for a day to work on, and then back down to the lot. Eat shit and live. Get the fuck out of my back yard ya cunt.

Worst part, is that prick brought his goddamned child to soften the blow of him being a loser.
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I thought you lived in the sticks.. you move?
 
NU_FTW said:
I thought you lived in the sticks.. you move?
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Nah...I live on an acre on the edge of the forest. It's a fuckin sub tho.

I just bought a bunch of land this year, but it's gonna be a bit before we build there.

So, we're adding on to our current house in the meantime.
 
beardown07 said:
Nah...I live on an acre on the edge of the forest. It's a fuckin sub tho.

I just bought a bunch of land this year, but it's gonna be a bit before we build there.
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Gotcha I'm fortunate, surrounded by hoa's but my area rejected it and have a much less intrusive SID board
 
NU_FTW said:
Gotcha I'm fortunate, surrounded by hoa's but my area rejected it and have a much less intrusive SID board
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We should've. We were the first in the sub. (Such a nice 8 months)

The developer just copied the strictest CCRs he could find, but before we could amend em' some retired old cunt was put in charge.

Now he walks the neighborhood in a ten gallon cowboy hat...he's like 5'3". lel
 
beardown07 said:
We should've. We were the first in the sub. (Such a nice 8 months)

The developer just copied the strictest CCRs he could find, but before we could amend em' some retired old cunt was put in charge.

Now he walks the neighborhood in a ten gallon cowboy hat...he's like 5'3". lel
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You can still dissolve the HOA but it's work
 
Dole ver 2.0 said:
HOAs are fucking frauds by the developers to continue to suck money out of the subdivision after it's built and sold out.

It's like you don't have full free and clear title to your property. I despise them vehemently.
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And they regularly find busybody nosey ass suck ass stooges to police the HOA rules.
 
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