tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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moxie said:
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disgusted jennifer lawrence GIF
 
Handicappers said:
So brave and edgy. What time is happy hour? Noon?
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oh, joy. here we have ol' mush mouth chiming in again :rolleyes2:

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Come in at noon and you're already late, you underachieving little menace.
 
moxie said:
Is this your feeble attempt at sarcasm? Duly noted, junior
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????

i'm just patiently waiting for the next stage of the story

don't get snarky with me, babe
 
Hitman Hart said:
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i'm just patiently waiting for the next stage of the story

don't get snarky with me, babe
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The next stage is that I wait for those ass lickers at the dealership to call me back and tell me that the extended warranty isn't worth the paper it's printed on and if I want a new tire, I can't have one, they only come in foursies and it's going to be roughly 40 bajillion dollars to order them and with supply chain issues, I should expect them to arrive in 12-48 weeks. Once they come in, it will likely be $700/hour for labor + some disposal fees, CA fuck off fees, fair wage fee, poll tax, VAT and a donation to the political party of my choice.
 
Hu War Yu said:
Do you need a back rub?
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I just don't like when bad things happen to me. Why did I get a flat tire?! I don't deserve this injustice! :Cry:


But yeah, I'll take the back rub.
 
And I probably deserve this injustice a little bit because I've been driving in the diamond lane every day that I have to go into the office, all the while, cooking up my excuse for when I get nabbed by the popo for it :laugh:
 
moxie said:
The next stage is that I wait for those ass lickers at the dealership to call me back and tell me that the extended warranty isn't worth the paper it's printed on and if I want a new tire, I can't have one, they only come in foursies and it's going to be roughly 40 bajillion dollars to order them and with supply chain issues, I should expect them to arrive in 12-48 weeks. Once they come in, it will likely be $700/hour for labor + some disposal fees, CA fuck off fees, fair wage fee, poll tax, VAT and a donation to the political party of my choice.
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Damn, and I just happen to have 4 tires - in fact full wheels, not just tires - lying around in my garage getting dusty.
 
moxie said:
The next stage is that I wait for those ass lickers at the dealership to call me back and tell me that the extended warranty isn't worth the paper it's printed on and if I want a new tire, I can't have one, they only come in foursies and it's going to be roughly 40 bajillion dollars to order them and with supply chain issues, I should expect them to arrive in 12-48 weeks. Once they come in, it will likely be $700/hour for labor + some disposal fees, CA fuck off fees, fair wage fee, poll tax, VAT and a donation to the political party of my choice.
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This is one slow developing porn plot

We need action
 
Hu War Yu said:
personal capital coming your way!
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Can i get a sammich, too? maybe a juice box - just not those "healthy" ones. And some chips? Anything but salt & vinegar :puke: or ranch doritos. or takis. Nothing with that vinegary spice.
 
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