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WTF!!!

Those am the bestest
they burn my nose when i open the bag. can't get past it. there's something about the dehydrated smell of it, because i like live vinegar on lots of other things :noidea:
 
If moxie had AAA and their app on her phone, she could text them for roadside help, sit in her car and wait for the service guy to come out and put on the spare tire.
 
If moxie had AAA and their app on her phone, she could text them for roadside help, sit in her car and wait for the service guy to come out and put on the spare tire.
Did I already mention this: I don't have AAA because Amex provides roadside assistance.

Until I called them yesterday and the robot chick tells me they discontinued it in January of 2021 or something assholish like that :facepalm:

After I get this shit sorted, I'm think I'm going to start shopping for new insurance and see if I can't get a better deal somewhere. I've also got to see if I can sneak in windshield coverage without setting off any alarm bells because I have a chip and that's going to cost another 80 bajillion to repair.
 
Did I already mention this: I don't have AAA because Amex provides roadside assistance.

Until I called them yesterday and the robot chick tells me they discontinued it in January of 2021 or something assholish like that :facepalm:

After I get this shit sorted, I'm think I'm going to start shopping for new insurance and see if I can't get a better deal somewhere. I've also got to see if I can sneak in windshield coverage without setting off any alarm bells because I have a chip and that's going to cost another 80 bajillion to repair.

Jesus, you do need a boyfriend.

I have State Farm and they have roadside assistance. I also get a big discount for putting this little GPS thingie in my car to track speeds and distances covered. I only drive this particular vehicle to and from work and never need to drive over 70.

Your extended warranty should have roadside assistance.

Or, you could get OnStar for as little as $30 a month... which includes free towing to your choice of business.

You need to have a number (saved on mobile cell phone communicator) to call if you fall into this flat tire scenario again...preferably an actual business...and not Blaine from the office.
 
Jesus, you do need a boyfriend.

I have State Farm and they have roadside assistance. I also get a big discount for putting this little GPS thingie in my car to track speeds and distances covered. I only drive this particular vehicle to and from work and never need to drive over 70.

Your extended warranty should have roadside assistance.

Or, you could get OnStar for as little as $30 a month... which includes free towing to your choice of business.

You need to have a number (saved on mobile cell phone communicator) to call if you fall into this flat tire scenario again...preferably an actual business...and not Blaine from the office.
Well. I didn't plan on ever having a flat tire, okay? Sheesh.

This is a lot of fucking words just to tell me I'm a fuck up. Something I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW!!!

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Well. I didn't plan on ever having a flat tire, okay? Sheesh.

This is a lot of fucking words just to tell me I'm a fuck up. Something I ALREADY FUCKING KNOW!!!

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lol, you didn't fuck up...shit happens...
Have you never changed a tire before?
Go yell at other dogs at the dog park. You'll feel better.

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Did I already mention this: I don't have AAA because Amex provides roadside assistance.

Until I called them yesterday and the robot chick tells me they discontinued it in January of 2021 or something assholish like that :facepalm:

After I get this shit sorted, I'm think I'm going to start shopping for new insurance and see if I can't get a better deal somewhere. I've also got to see if I can sneak in windshield coverage without setting off any alarm bells because I have a chip and that's going to cost another 80 bajillion to repair.
Insurance is an add on for cheap
 
And another thing I just remembered I want to be mad about...

If I call for a tow/tire fixer thing, why the fuck do they need to know the mileage and VIN # on my car? Wtf does that have fuck all to do with anything? Dumb answers only, pls.
 
Is Marmot a good brand of outdoor stuffs? Someone sent me a Friends & Fambly 40% off full price thingie.
Is this discount something you can share? It's not that good of stuff so you can just let me buy the shitty things.
 
But I'm a Columbia guy, myself.

Omni Heat ftw
I bought one of those Columbia light weight coats a couple years ago that had that "omni heat" material and I really like that coat. I also bought a bit heavier duty winter coat from Columbia shortly thereafter and I like it just as well. :nod:
 
I bought one of those Columbia light weight coats a couple years ago that had that "omni heat" material and I really like that coat. I also bought a bit heavier duty winter coat from Columbia shortly thereafter and I like it just as well. :nod:
I swear by the omni heat jacket, snow pants and gloves for snowboarding.

Is it just tiny little dots of tin foil glued to the inside of shit? yes.
Does it work? yes.
 
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