tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

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Inquisitor said:
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After nearly 2 months without measurable rain and mostly 100+ degree temps:

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we are about to get some too
 
So, yesterday evening I overheard one of my neighbors (one of the asshole neighbors) bitching about how all their sunflower blossoms had disappeared. The rest of the plants, the 8-9 foot tall stems, are still there. I heard something like "angry about the construction," so I'm guessing they thought someone had gone into their back yard and taken them.

Well, this morning, as I was out doing a little spot-watering, I noticed these strange things in the yard beneath the redwood tree. When I looked closer, it was a bunch of sunflower blossoms - all over. I counted 11 of them, and I didn't look hard. It looked like they'd been munched on - all the petals were gone, and the perimeter had, what I'm guessing were, teethmarks.

My best guess is some squirrels decided my neighbor's blossoms looked yummy, and took 'em, went back to their nest(s) up in my redwood, and then when they were finished eating what they wanted of them, dropped them out of the nest. Either that, or it was raccoons, and that's just where they decided to put their stash. Either way, I got a good laugh.
 
Summer is almost over and we’ve been over 90 like 3 days. Been about 20 degrees below average all summer.

Globull warming.
 
steelerssb said:
Making short intro videos for a new hire is all fun and games until you almost save the one of you loudly dropping an F bomb because your tongue got tied.
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Back when the pandemic hit and everything first shut down, but before everyone and their mother started doing stuff on zoom, my GM was worried about losing members since we couldn't hold classes. So, I went in and made a few videos to send out. As I was recording them, whenever I'd make a mistake and have to start over, I'd say "fuck," or "shit," or when I was really frustrated, something like "goddamnmotherfuckinsonofabitch."

As I was editing them, I was petrified I would somehow send out the wrong version to members, many of whom are kids.
I started labeling the ones with me cursing things like "do not use, you say "fuck."
 
steelerssb said:
Making short intro videos for a new hire is all fun and games until you almost save the one of you loudly dropping an F bomb because your tongue got tied.
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no fuckin balls, pffft
 
steelerssb said:
Making short intro videos for a new hire is all fun and games until you almost save the one of you loudly dropping an F bomb because your tongue got tied.
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They also don't like it when you whip it out. But its an instructional video! I'm showing them what NOT to do!!!
 
any of you tubs of goo ever have a fried avocado?

half avocado tempura coating, filled with crab and spicy tuna mixture, topped with spicy mayo and eel sauce.

instant boner
 
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