tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Dolemite censored]

They also picked Trubisky over DeShaun Watson.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I thought Russell Wilson should have gone to the Bears instead of Broncos. AFC West is stacked with top flight QBs. NFC North is a better environment, and all he’d have to worry about is Aaron Rodgers, who he has beaten before in critical games.

 

[moxie]

TRUBEARSKY!!

TURDBISCUIT!!!!

How long before he’s Trubitchsky?

 

[Dolemite censored]

TRUBEARSKY!!

TURDBISCUIT!!!!

How long before he’s Trubitchsky?

I got a better name for him: BUST!!!

 

[Inquisitor]

I got a better name for him: BUST!!!

TURDBUSTKY!!!

 

[beardown07]

TRUYINZKY??

 

[Dolemite censored]

Damn, Bears fans, he's not your problem anymore.

 

[steelerssb]

Flight attendant: *says mildly amusing thing*

White people over 35:

Just saw them clap after the flight attendant gave that speech to the exit wing row.

 

[moxie]

Dvrn. I know I always talk shit about these squirrels but there’s one laying here, half dead on the ground. I tried to give him water and a walnut but he’s just laying here, barely breathing. He also shit himself. He doesn’t look hurt- maybe dehydrated? Poor lil’ fella

 

[moxie]

He gone. Had a little spasm & took his last breath.


I didn’t bring a big enough bag and I don’t know how I feel about tossing him in the trash anyway, so now he’s the groundskeeper’s problem.

 

[Hu War Yu]

He gone. Had a little spasm & took his last breath.


I didn’t bring a big enough bag and I don’t know how I feel about tossing him in the trash anyway, so now he’s the groundskeeper’s problem.

Sounds like poison

 

[moxie]

Sounds like poison

I bet you’re right. The building he is near has rat traps. Probably got into the bait.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Dvrn. I know I always talk shit about these squirrels but there’s one laying here, half dead on the ground. I tried to give him water and a walnut but he’s just laying here, barely breathing. He also shit himself. He doesn’t look hurt- maybe dehydrated? Poor lil’ fella

Probably poisoned.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Sounds like poison

 

[moxie]

 

[Peter Gozintite]

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Ok Dole, ok.

 

[Handicappers]

Pretty sure it was poison. Keep Tizzy away from that stuff.

 

[wildturkey]

I bet you’re right. The building he is near has rat traps. Probably got into the bait.

Fuck that building.

 

[gobigred]

Dvrn. I know I always talk shit about these squirrels but there’s one laying here, half dead on the ground. I tried to give him water and a walnut but he’s just laying here, barely breathing. He also shit himself. He doesn’t look hurt- maybe dehydrated? Poor lil’ fella

Had a dead bunny in lawn when mowing on Monday. Something had eaten it. Only the skin and guts inside were left

 

[Hu War Yu]

Had a dead bunny in lawn when mowing on Monday. Something had eaten it. Only the skin and guts inside were left

They didn't eat the innards? Sounds like a dolphin got it