tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[beardown07]

When that happened, I lost 200 pounds of ugly fat.

Weight watchers and light cardio?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Weight watchers and light cardio?

Final Decree method.

 

[blindbaby]

Be careful, you're going to get shingles.

He won't notice if he can do some roofies.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Everything you post is shitting on something else isn't it. Music, finances, food, etc. No wonder your wife left you.

No, not everything.
He posts a lot of really bad puns, too.

 

[blindbaby]

No, not everything.
He posts a lot of really bad puns, too.

That sounds like the reason his wife left him.

 

[Inquisitor]

So I was looking at the Mother Nature thing all wrong.

It's dumpin' so I just postponed practices 'til tomorrow.


My old ass is 46 today. Is that miserable old birthday buddy bastard, @femurov still around, or did he croak?

Your birthday is exactly one month after mine.

And I'd be thrilled to be 46 again.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Jeopardy absolutely SUCKS now. All the contestants think it's a comedy show. I blame Ken Jennings for being such a loser

 

[beardown07]

Jeopardy absolutely SUCKS now. All the contestants think it's a comedy show. I blame Ken Jennings for being such a loser

It's amazing that they couldn't find anyone worth a shit. Blossom sucked too.

 

[steelerssb]

Pirates games have a random head-to-head contest on the jumbotron each game, this time it was who can shove the most marshmallows in their mouth at once.

The girl won.

Make your own joke.

 

[beardown07]

Your birthday is exactly one month after mine.

And I'd be thrilled to be 46 again.

I'm pretty sure my shit's in dog years.

 

[beardown07]

Pirates games have a random head-to-head contest on the jumbotron each game, this time it was who can shove the most marshmallows in their mouth at once.

The girl won.

Make your own joke.

 

[Inquisitor]

I'm pretty sure my shit's in dog years.

Speaking of which, your dog wishes you a happy birthday.

 

[Hu War Yu]

It's amazing that they couldn't find anyone worth a shit. Blossom sucked too.

If you watch tonight's show, wait until after to start drinking. I'd hate for you to throw something at your tv

 

[beardown07]

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Speaking of which, your dog wishes you a happy birthday.

LOL.

Looks just like her, and ima put some lotion on the skin. My elbows are ashy. lulz

 

[Inquisitor]

LOL.

Looks just like her, and ima put some lotion on the skin. My elbows are ashy. lulz

You never know when you're gonna wake up in a deep pit.

 

[gobigred]

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Speaking of which, your dog wishes you a happy birthday.

Are @beardown07 and @moxie dog related ?

 

[Inquisitor]

Are @beardown07 and @moxie dog related ?

Probably not but they think alike nonetheless.

 

[femurov]

So I was looking at the Mother Nature thing all wrong.

It's dumpin' so I just postponed practices 'til tomorrow.


My old ass is 46 today. Is that miserable old birthday buddy bastard, @femurov still around, or did he croak?

I sent you a message on that "other" site that we're not allowed to talk about. I didn't croak yet. Still kicking. Still miserable and old. And still your buddy bastard.

 

[tabascojet]

Jeopardy absolutely SUCKS now. All the contestants think it's a comedy show. I blame Ken Jennings for being such a loser

 

[Hu War Yu]

My daughter chose the CUNY school over the expensive private colleges!