tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

My assessment was $855K, but my taxes are based upon $744K. That’s because my taxes were based on $677 last year and it can only go up 10% per year. My assessment last year was crazy low, so that helped me this year. Honestly, even $855K is low based on what the market is around here.

Interesting.
Thanks.

I'm amazed by how much, based on what Huskers posted, y'all can get knocked off the final bill due to exemptions.
Yeah, the property tax rate in Texas is definitely higher than it is out here, much higher, and that's still the case even with how much of a discount you can get based on exemptions, but still, being able to get a significant percentage of the total bill knocked off for whatever exemptions must be nice.

 

[tabascojet]

im going to really go in on every little detail that is wrong with my house......

Make sure you bring up all your code issues.

 

[huskers1217]

Make sure you bring up all your code issues.

pool heater broken 6k for a new one
carpets worn out 6k for new floors
paint issues 3k

ill nitpick every little bit i get

 

[huskers1217]

okay..time to head to moxies....

 

[moxie]

okay..time to head to moxies....

Make your avy dance!

 

[Handicappers]

Just checking in. Will Maxie be here tonight?

 

[White Knight]

Just checking in. Will Maxie be here tonight?

Maxie or Moxie?

 

[Handicappers]

Maxie or Moxie?

da fuq does it say, dum dum? MAXIE

dumbass

 

[White Knight]

da fuq does it say, dum dum? MAXIE

dumbass

 

[Dolemite censored]

im going to really go in on every little detail that is wrong with my house......

Make sure you include a picture

 

[blindbaby]

That’s where Texas fucks you. No state income tax, but my property tax will be close to $15K this year.

Ouch! My property taxes were under $1,500 and they actually went up significuntly this year.

 

[blindbaby]

Fuck the Beatles. Rollng Stones were much better.

Both bands had some good stuff, but meh to both as well.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Just checking in. Will Maxie be here tonight?

I know you have a bit of a crush on Maxie,
And like the abuse she heaps upon you (and anyone), but, um, have you met Myxie?
I'm thinkin' even you would throw up your hands and slowly back away from Myxie.

 

[Kburjr]

Mynxie?

 

[huskers1217]

Make your avy dance!

I’m so drunk. I luv company paid happy hours

 

[huskers1217]

I know you have a bit of a crush on Maxie,
And like the abuse she heaps upon you (and anyone), but, um, have you met Myxie?
I'm thinkin' even you would throw up your hands and slowly back away from Myxie.

I want Maxie to tie me to the bed and leave me.

 

[moxie]

I know you have a bit of a crush on Maxie,
And like the abuse she heaps upon you (and anyone), but, um, have you met Myxie?
I'm thinkin' even you would throw up your hands and slowly back away from Myxie.

I hate when they even bring up her name! I was all set to catch up on some GH and chill but then I’m like…well… we do gotta get rid of some of this alcohol…maybe ONE since it IS Friday and she’s kinda been not that much of an asshole lately…

 

[moxie]

Well, that resolve lasted all of 2 minutes.

 

[CorpRebel]

Well, that resolve lasted all of 2 minutes.

Better Luck NEXT Time...

 

[Center Ice]

Why the fuck you trynna ruin my day today?! I got Wordle on my second guess, now you come at me with this shit?!
FUCK.
Of the total deductions:
Pretax: 26.1%
After tax:18.7%
Take home? Get a barf bag ready- don’t say I didn’t warn you…

Spoiler

34.6% of gross. So yes, taxes & deductions consist of over 60% of my check maybe should’ve held off on buying that TV.

But YOLO!

Wanna borrow five bucks?