tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Dolemite censored]

This woman a few doors down runs her Ram 1500 truck motor unattended for 20 minutes every school morning I guess to warm it up.

Now I see her 7 year old girl open the driver side door and get into the front seat of the truck.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Dolemite censored]

This woman a few doors down runs her Ram 1500 truck motor unattended for 20 minutes every school morning I guess to warm it up.

Now I see her 7 year old girl open the driver side door and get into the front seat of the truck.

What could possibly go wrong?

Nothing happened - mom came and put her in the back seat.

But still....

 

[NU_WTF?]

Those little furry dwarfs in Return of the Jedi was the end of it for me.

clearly you are not following the bathroom schedule

 

[NU_WTF?]

anyone do a hot air balloon ride?

1000 bucks for 4 people - 3 hours with breakfast

does that sound right?

how much is it if you bring your own breakfast? does that reserve the entire basket to just you and the other 3 passengers or will there be other mouth breathers there?

 

[huskers1217]

how much is it if you bring your own breakfast? does that reserve the entire basket to just you and the other 3 passengers or will there be other mouth breathers there?

private hot air balloon

 

[NU_WTF?]

private hot air balloon

i have no idea if that sounds right, seems a bit steep but i have no idea how much the fuel costs or if there are permits that are required etc . have you called around and looked for the best bang for the buck to see if that is on point?

 

[Inquisitor]

Granddaughter watching original trilogy for the first time.

 

[huskers1217]

Aww, yisss! I just received the email notice that I’m now eligible for my 8-week sabbatical.

 

[steelerssb]

Aww, yisss! I just received the email notice that I’m now eligible for my 8-week sabbatical.

Don't forget yourn time cards during it.

 

[Illustrious Potentate]

This woman a few doors down runs her Ram 1500 truck motor unattended for 20 minutes every school morning I guess to warm it up.

Now I see her 7 year old girl open the driver side door and get into the front seat of the truck.

What could possibly go wrong?

I was my dad’s DD when I was 7.

 

[Skerpokes]

I just absolutely destroyed the office bathroom. That lunch went right thru me.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Last year I could buy Kingsford charcoal for about $.25 per pound on sale. Now the best sale price I can get is $.50 per pound.

Fuck you Joe, you senile fuck. Messing with my BBQ is crossing the fucking line.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I just absolutely destroyed the office bathroom. That lunch went right thru me.

Shit happens.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I just absolutely destroyed the office bathroom. That lunch went right thru me.

You do look sort of flushed...

 

[Dolemite censored]

I think he had a salad shooter.

 

[Dolemite censored]

I just absolutely destroyed the office bathroom. That lunch went right thru me.

Sounds like you had a crappy day at work....

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

The kids a couple houses down didn't think it was a good idea to test their sump pump after it rained for about 3 weeks straight I guess.

Bunch of trash bags and drywall in their front lawn RN...

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

If I get my truck detailed, it costs 150. She probably drives something smaller than my truck, so that sounds about right unless it’s just a do it your self with a pressure washer and a vacuum

 

[blindbaby]

45F outside right now. This isn't May, it's dismay.

 

[tabascojet]

So much schtick.