tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[Dolemite censored]

Wet. Like your Mom's pussy, the second she hears my name.

She was cremated 3 years ago, but thanks for the thought.

 

[beardown07]

Have you looked in the urn lately?

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Pretty sure all neighbors do that.

Remove pickets from our common sense?
You're right, that is fairly standard, heehee.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Wet. Like your Mom's pussy, the second she hears my name.

Dole's Mom's snorch...WTF is wrong wit yew?!?

 

[Inquisitor]

Picked up some frozen rabbit and goat today.

I'll be Iron Chef Dole this week.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Have you looked in the urn lately?

I'll leave the response to this to Karma.

 

[blindbaby]

Whirred

I'm hoping he stops at 12's or 13's, since we can still get those in the regular stores

I hit size 12 by grade nine and stopped growing there, thank fuck. I actually wore size 11 shoes for a while because I hated getting teased about wearing clodhoppers. My feet paid the price for that and by my late teens, I kinda stopped giving a fuck and wore size 12 again.

 

[blindbaby]

I haven’t been to a strip club in at least 15 years. I find them depressing.

I don't go anymore. I'd feel a tad creepy going in, now.

 

[Hu War Yu]

I hit size 12 by grade nine and stopped growing there, thank fuck. I actually wore size 11 shoes for a while because I hated getting teased about wearing clodhoppers. My feet paid the price for that and by my late teens, I kinda stopped giving a fuck and wore size 12 again.

Heh... clodhoppers, haven't heard that one in a while

 

[beardown07]

Mother nature laid off fer an hour so we could play. Pouring before and after, but not too bad during. They've won two in a row now, and kinda dominated today. Even my kid played well. Lulz.

Got another Mom mad at me tho. Her kid twisted her ankle in the first half, and didn't wanna play on it...the Mom was still upset. Damned if ya do en sech.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Am I the only fucking person on earth who isn’t too lazy to pick up their own food?

“I’m here to pick up an online order.”

IS IT FOR DOOR DASH?

Everywhere. Without fail.

 

[Bender]

Am I the only fucking person on earth who isn’t too lazy to pick up their own food?

“I’m here to pick up an online order.”

IS IT FOR DOOR DASH?

Everywhere. Without fail.

i've placed orders over the phone or online all the time over the years, have never been asked this once when picking up my food.

so, to answer your question... why lie about this? what's the angle?

also, say you're here to pick up an order for "douchebag". saying an online order probably makes them think you might be a service.

 

[Deep Dish Pizza Goat]

Mother nature laid off fer an hour so we could play. Pouring before and after, but not too bad during. They've won two in a row now, and kinda dominated today. Even my kid played well. Lulz.

Got another Mom mad at me tho. Her kid twisted her ankle in the first half, and didn't wanna play on it...the Mom was still upset. Damned if ya do en sech.

The mom was mad at you for taking the kid out?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Am I the only fucking person on earth who isn’t too lazy to pick up their own food?

“I’m here to pick up an online order.”

IS IT FOR DOOR DASH?

Everywhere. Without fail.

i've placed orders over the phone or online all the time over the years, have never been asked this once when picking up my food.

so, to answer your question... why lie about this? what's the angle?

also, say you're here to pick up an order for "douchebag". saying an online order probably makes them think you might be a service.

This gives me an idea.

Those orders are usually prepaid online. So all I would have to do - if I was a dishonest person - would be to arrive and say yes I'm picking up for (insert a name). Free food. Of course I would do this at a higher end restaurant and not a taco bell....

But that would be dishonest, unethical and beneath me.

 

[Hu War Yu]

i've placed orders over the phone or online all the time over the years, have never been asked this once when picking up my food.

so, to answer your question... why lie about this? what's the angle?

also, say you're here to pick up an order for "douchebag". saying an online order probably makes them think you might be a service.

Nice avatar, I'm a big Pratchett fan

 

[Bender]

Nice avatar, I'm a big Pratchett fan

the coolest people i meet always are, welcome to the club. i feel like you were already there. i don't always do my part on the backend.

 

[beardown07]

The mom was mad at you for taking the kid out?

Yup. Or not putting her back in, to be more specific.

What are ya gonna do?

 

[steelerssb]

I'm imaging a younger @Hu War Yu rushing to the store for these.

 

[Camfantasy]

Have you looked in the urn lately?

He probably uses a Costco hotdog container instead of a urn.

 

[White Knight]

I haven’t been to a strip club in at least 15 years. I find them depressing.

Go to one with female strippers.