tOfficial Night Shift Thread v64, Mario Bros. Edition.

[tabascojet]

Avs can't lose game 5 tonight. You're welcome.

 

[Center Ice]

79 degrees and sunny here today. Impressive for Canuckistan in mid-May.

And before some faggoty liberal calls it climate change, it's going back down to reality for May next week.

 

[Dolemite censored]

79 degrees and sunny here today. Impressive for Canuckistan in mid-May.

And before some faggoty liberal calls it climate change, it's going back down to reality for May next week.

Its not climate change. Its global warming which causes global cooling resulting in global warming.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

79 degrees and sunny here today. Impressive for Canuckistan in mid-May.

And before some faggoty liberal calls it climate change, it's going back down to reality for May next week.

Too bad you can't keep your shit politics where they belong

 

[williewilliejuan]

90 degrees at the moment in N. Texas

 

[tabascojet]

Weather, check. What's next lawn mowing and tennis?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Weather, check. What's next lawn mowing and tennis?

Actually, I'm simmering some goat curry right now. should be ready in 2.5 hours.

 

[steelerssb]

Might not even hit 70 today.

Heh...it might touch 90 here at some point today.

Backwards as shit.

 

[steelerssb]

First week of it being in the 80s after basically 7 months of winter AND I live a block from the beach.

Trying to get the motivation to go to the gym is basically nonexistent.

 

[Inquisitor]

Trying to get the motivation to go to the gym is basically nonexistent.

How about the jim?

 

[Center Ice]

Too bad you can't keep your shit politics where they belong

All politics are shit. Which one's are you talking about?

 

[Peter Gozintite]

All politics are shit. Which one's are you talking about?

The ones you can't seem to keep in the pf

 

[williewilliejuan]

How about the jim?

Don’t mess around with Jim.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

Don’t mess around with Jim.

Tugging on Superman's cape and spitting into the wind is rather ill-advised, as well!

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

I live a block from the beach.

You mean you live a block from - the beach.

I know it's a great lake, but it's still a lake.

 

[ukfanfrombirth (cali cat)]

My neighbor, not one of the great ones, but not one of the asshole ones, either,
Is so pissed at me.
I had a bunch of oleander in my yard cut down.
I've been wanting to get rid of those things since I bought the place, told her I was going to eventually,
But even though she'd complained about not getting enough sun and now she has more, she's upset.
Whatever, it isn't like I really care, but dealing with her all stompy - given I'd rather keep a decent relationship - was a challenge.

I'm going to guess she'll feel like a bit of an idiot when she sees what I'm putting in that area.

 

[Center Ice]

The ones you can't seem to keep in the pf

Point taken. It's pretty much all humor but even political humor applies. Nuff said.

 

[tabascojet]

Don’t mess around with Jim.

Bad bad Leroy brown.

 

[steelerssb]

You mean you live a block from - the beach.

I know it's a great lake, but it's still a lake.

Bisch please, it's got sand, water, sunshine and nothing but lake in the distance so it's good for me.

I actually might prefer this to warmer weather beaches because it doesn't get painfully sunny/too hot.

 

[Hu War Yu]

Co-worker at 4:00pm: can you get me the following single piece of info?
Me at 4:02: sure, here it is!
Co-worker at 4:11: thanks, can I also ask you for several other pieces of information?
Me at 4:12: sure, what do you need?


[clock rapidly runs to 4:55, Hu gets ready to log out for the day]

Co-worker responds at 4:58: just these 50 things, and we need them by COB, thanks!