tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

[CorpRebel]

First World Corporate Problems...

 

[Dolemite censored]

What's the depreciation value on a set of Mazda rims?

Right now the type I have are $300 apiece on ebay, so about $1200. Depreciation not factor.

 

[moxie]

Can't fix stupid....you hate losing your money then do something about it. Until then you get what you deserve.

Spoiler

how's tough love work for you girl?

meh. easy come, easy go.

 

[williewilliejuan]

meh. easy come, easy go.

Just like syphilis.

 

[moxie]

Just like syphilis.

right? don't see the all the fuss... some days you're a fucker and other days you're the fuckee.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Fuck. Below freezing overnight and now new snow. Raised my windshield wipers so they wouldn't freeze in place.

 

[moxie]

Now for the important question of the day...
do I do the fucking expense reports right now or do i decorate 2 dozen goddamn sugar cookies?

 

[Dolemite censored]

Y'all need to get more intense about your money.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Now for the important question of the day...
do I do the fucking expense reports right now or do i decorate 2 dozen goddamn sugar cookies?

If you have to ask...

 

[Center Ice]

 

[moxie]

If you have to ask...

...then I don't know the answer?

 

[Dolemite censored]

...then I don't know the answer?

Its from the female handbook: "If you have to ask, I'm not telling you."

You didn't get that memo?

 

[moxie]

Its from the female handbook: "If you have to ask, I'm not telling you."

You didn't get that memo?

I thought it was, "if you have to ask, then you can't afford it."

 

[Dolemite censored]

I thought it was, "if you have to ask, then you can't afford it."

That's the one about buying a yacht.

 

[Dolemite censored]

Great coupon deals at Safeway. Loading the digital coupons now.

 

[CorpRebel]

Now for the important question of the day...
do I do the fucking expense reports right now or do i decorate 2 dozen goddamn sugar cookies?

 

[moxie]

I legit have to dance around like a boxer before starting these expense reports

 

[Inquisitor]

I legit have to dance around like a boxer before starting these expense reports

 

[Peter Gozintite]

I legit have to dance around like a boxer before starting these expense reports

 

[moxie]

Prolly should take the dog out first.

Maybe check the mail.

See if the ponds are clean.

Wonder if the pool is warm.

Do I need gas in my car?

I need to go to the grocery store for something.

I should sweep the deck.

Hummingbirds prolly need more food.

Regular birds, too.

I should go get the christmas lights out of storage.

I need to exchange some stuff at target.