For my Wife it's "Relax"... "relax" may lead to broken noses.Mama bears ain't got no chill
Good luck with straddling the fence on this one though! lol! Remember... do not use these two words in the same sentence, EVAR:
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tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.
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Goddamn y'all are depressing af up in here!?
See, this is why I go to dumb fucking Disneyland every 6 months. lel
I'm trying to bribe mine to stay.
See, this is why I go to dumb fucking Disneyland every 6 months. lel
I'm trying to bribe mine to stay.
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Oooh, just you WAIT, buddy boy
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I hate it already. My daughter depresses the fuck out of me. She's growing and changing and I fucking hate it.
fify
I love that muh kids are older, more independent, intelligent, etc... But damn if I don't miss them being little cuddle bears that thought I was Superman.
ill be driving down the road and ill get a WOAH!!! from the wife. (she thinks im going to fast or tailgaiting)
I repy with - I'm woahing.. pisses her off to no end. thats not a real word. wtf.
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Same thing happens with grandkids. I do have a couple fresh ones that should give me another 8-10 years.
Wait until you go to empty the trash can in her bathroom and find wrappers for feminine hygiene products.
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Or pregnancy test sticks
Haven’t found those, but we did find used condoms in the oldest daughter’s trash can once. That was a fun day.
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I didn't feel the years until my oldest daughter went through menopause
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Oof. I mean... fuck.
Great that she's being responsible. But she's getting... oof. In your house. I can't even joke about it. I guess I'm a bit of an old school puritanical.
Kids are the fucking worst.
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We had a Super Bowl party at the house. There were a ton of people at the house. She and her boyfriend slipped upstairs (apparently multiple times) and did the deed. The wife found the evidence. We had a little talk with her afterward. The ex-boyfriend was a fucking moron. Flush that shit.Oof. I mean... fuck.
Great that she's being responsible. But she's getting... oof. In your house. I can't even joke about it. I guess I'm a bit of an old school puritanical.
Kids are the fucking worst.
Oof. I mean... fuck.
Great that she's being responsible. But she's getting... oof. In your house. I can't even joke about it. I guess I'm a bit of an old school puritanical.
Kids are the fucking worst.
yeah about that...i was pretty bad on that.
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