tOfficial Night Shift Thread v65, the thread no one wanted to start.

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Just wait till your little sore loser goes away to college

Mine is all upset with me because I'm not calling or texting her every other day. I'm like, "does your phone not work either?!"

Guaranteed if I was calling more frequently, she'd be all "gimme some SPACE, dad, sheesh..."
Love my awesome nieces and nephew to death but, I'm sooooo glad I was always able to give them back to their parents after a few days of watching over them when they were much younger. :heh:

AND glad I got <the snip> around my mid 20s, so I never had to worry about having my own kids to deal with. :nod: :martini:

(BTW... I'm not 'dissing' those that wanted (and do have) kids. I just knew, early on, that it wasn't for me... :biggrin:)
 
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Just wait till your little sore loser goes away to college

Mine is all upset with me because I'm not calling or texting her every other day. I'm like, "does your phone not work either?!"

Guaranteed if I was calling more frequently, she'd be all "gimme some SPACE, dad, sheesh..."
I was gonna say....isn't it supposed to be the opposite of this?
 
My diet is mostly natural, Vegan, Gluten Free, Keto stuff now.

I miss being able to live off Hot Dogs and Monster Energy Drinks.
 
Wtf.

Even my socks I wear in my skates or gym shoes lasts more than two years. Before the Great Underoo Sock Redo of 2020, I hadn’t bought socks in probably 5 years.
Maybe if you stopped with all da fancy trix en sech.
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Perfect segue for something I’ve been pondering: do spoilers have any function?
In a real racing car, as the wind pushes against the spoiler it acts to push the rear tires harder into the ground thereby producing more grip/traction with less slip. In a road car it's just a "pimp my ride" feature.
 
My cousin just had his first baby and his wife is one of those who puts pictures of it on social media every 10 minutes

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